My alarm clock rang as the sun shined through the window. I woke up, stretching, preparing for another dreaded day at school. You see, I wasn't like other boys, I didn't like sports or soccer or murder like those basic guys. I liked reading, and eating mud. And just because I'm different and special, the other boys like to bully me. Ugh, honestly they should just get a life.
Anyway, the not like other boys monologue aside, I put on my knee high boots (unlike the military grade boots the other boys always wear), my neon pink holographic skirt, and a pointcrow t shirt, because he's my favourite streamer of all time.
Ring ring ring ring
Oh! My phone is ringing, I wonder who it is?
"Hey y/n! Eric here"
Of course, it was Eric, my only friend. He was the only person in my entire school who didn't bully me just for being so different. And I had the HUGEST CRUSH on him. He was the only person in the world who didn't mind me (Oh yeah my parents died in a fire) and he was the sweetest guy I have ever known.
"Y/n? Are you ok? You haven't been responding to any of my questions for the past 4 minutes."
"No of course not, I'm not like other guys Eric, I have depression"
"Oh yeah I forgot"
"See you at school!"
I hung up on him and skipped my way to school, the troubles of the world forgotten due to that one conversation with my love.
As soon as I got to my locker in the school, someone came behind me and smashed my head into the door, the cold embrace of the metal greeting my warm and supple skin. Ears ringing, I turn to see who it was that just assaulted me. Oh no, it was the biggest bully in my school, John.
"Y/n, good morning to you!" He said with a shit-eating grin, knowing full well he probably caused permanent head damage. Before I could respond, he decked me across the head, my skinny frame (because I wasnt into SPORTS like those little shits) sprawled across the floor, the other people in the hallway politely moving out of the way, continuing to make their way to their classrooms.
Ow this hurts, I thought, an intellectual as always. John walked up to me, looking down at my weakened state ominously, and said with disdain clear in his voice, "why are you always so weak y/n?" He lifted his first, in order to hit me even more, when a loud voice shouted from a distance away
"Leave y/n alone!!" The familiar voice declared bravely. It was Eric!! Oh my love, I knew he would come to my rescue. He windbombed over to where we were and stabbed John with the master sword that he must have gotten speedrunning before school. John let out a scream (he's so dramatic) and burst into a bunch of rainbow sparkles and glitter (let's keep it pg ok). Ew glitter, I bemoaned in my head, it's going to be so difficult getting it out of my clothes now.
Eric brought me up to my feet and shook John's remains off both of us,"y/n... I've been meaning to tell you this... since this morning but you hung up on me... I love you, y/n! And I always will."
"Oh, Eric!! I love you too! Let's get married..." Eric smiled his beautiful and bright smile, and nodded in agreement. He told me he already saved up money for the wedding, and had found a suitable location, booked a clothes shop to get fitted for the wedding clothes, and all the things that went into a wedding. What a keeper.
Hearing all the buzz, a girl went up to us, frowning, "Eric? Why are you getting married to this boy? We just got married last week, and you married Jessica a month ago!"
"What can I say," Eric shrugged, " I have collector's anxiety."
The end.
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Pointcrow x Reader
FanfictionY/n wants to have a normal day in his school, but the most prolific bully in his school won't let him, but who's here to rescue y/n from the dangers of educational institutions? (crackfic, apologies to pointcrow)
