April 8
12:08pm
Entry from Pheasant Neptune
Hi.
We're currently at lunch.
With the friends we surprisingly have.
I was cutting a pineapple and juice went everywhere...I got it on my face and I dropped Pluto's phone.
I'm having pineapple troubles.
I went to stab it and it shot off my plate.
Pluto is reading the back of a milk carton out loud.
They're talking about burping.
Lady like.
What to do? What is life?
You should go read my gay fanfic, if you like 5sos.
Pluto's birthday is this weekend. It's Saturday...
That cough sounded terrible.
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This is going nowhere...We're dumb
Mmm bai
YOU ARE READING
Story of the Nonexistent Gods.
Non-FictionA masterpiece hand crafted by gods! - so basically it's just a really boring story by nutella_ashton and I.
