A forbidden Fairytale

Tests

Surprisingly, things started to get better for Smurfette. Her pregnancy pains got better and she started walking around Smurf village again #selfcare. Smurfette realised that she didn't need Gargamel and she could live all on her own (with occasional help from Papa Smurf ;) ). However, one flaw of walking around Smurf village was the rumours....

Yes, lots of Smurfs talked about Smurfette and her baby, but these specific rumours rattled around in her empty little head. It was about Gargamel and Smurfette (this gets very emotional you have been warned)

People say that..... that..... that...... that...... that they are really related and that Gargamel was Smurfette's dad. Smurfette knew that it wasn't true, they were just saying it to make her feel bad. Right?

However, to get her mind off of the rumours, she went to visit her good friend Handy Smurf (she has no girl friends because she is one of the boyz).  The cool winter breeze spanked Smurfette's orbs and whipped her locks. She walked along the Smurf stream talking to her baby as she did so. "Do you think he is actuAlly is my Dad....? Of course you don't know you're a stupid fetus" Smurfette really shouldn't have skipped education. She staggered through Smurf village failing to carry her baby bump.

At last, her suffering was over, she reached Handy Smurf's workshop. "OMG SMURFETTE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE FORevEERRRRR"

"Please stop taking like that" Smurfette replied like a bad bitch.

"S-s-s-sorry, but we need to catch up! Im so happy you decided to visit!"

"Yes yes, but let me cut to the chase time waster. Do you think I should ask Gargamel for one of his pubes so I can do a SNA test? (dna test but for smurfs). " her voice started to shake like an earth quake.

"I think you should because otherwise, the rumours will just get worse"

"Wow thanks for the wise words" Smurfette rolled her eyes so high they could shoot through her brain like a bullet.

"I don't think we should be friends your a bit mean, you hurt my feelings" he wimpered

"Fine by me and if you don't mind I'm off to steal some pubes" Smurfette has became very confident in herself if you can't tell.

Smurfette never ran so fast, she could beat a snail, but not by very much. It was a long journey for some rotten, old, luxurious, infested, gorgeous, empowering pubes, but Smurfette knew that the knowledge at the end would help her.

TIME SKIP TO SMURFETTE BEING IN GARGAMEL'S HOUSE~~~~~~~~~

Smurfette's breath got heavy with fear as she pulled open Gargamel's boxer draw. There they were, the goods. She picked the ones with the most pubes (not forgetting his boxers are bigger than Smurfette) and picked a voluptuous one. Perfect. quieter then a mouse, Smurfette got back to SMurf village and ran all the way to the Smurfacy.

"Hello I need a SNA test"

"okay get in that line" The nurse pointed to a long line of angry Smurfs.

"NO I NEED ONE NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET PAPA SMURF ON YOU"

"I am very sorry Miss right away"

"That's what I thought" So cool.

Smurfette had her swab done and handed over the lonesome pube and the results were back. Smurfette looked down and............

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Authors note~~~~~~

I don't like this chapter.