It's the story of Jeffery burning at 13 years old. He was going at some kids party, and he was really pissed.
"Mom! Do I really have to go to that stupid kiddie party?!"
He asked like the gay ass bitch he was
"Yes Jeffery. Dacă nu, te sparg cu papucu de îți învinețesc curu"
O zis mă-sa
"GODDAMMIT! I'm gonna put on something basic..."
He put on his beautiful clothes (he didn't know he would become musty, and would wear the same clothes until his very last breath)
*at the kids party*
"Haha"
His bullies laughed before grabbing wine, gasoline, and matches. They poured the wine and gasoline on Jeff, then they threw a match on him. He started burning.
"O-omg!! Who is this hot babe that's surrounding me??"
Jeff said.
"Hey mamacita ;) I'm fire. And I will be your new partner in crime. These clothes that you're wearing? You're never ever getting rid of them... And, I'm in love with you."
"B-but fire! My asshole burns!"
"Don't worry about it. It's not going to last long. It's like the feeling you get after eating Taco Bell."
*20 years later.*
"Hey I'm Jeffery! Me and my partner fire finally have 2 kids!"
"Yes that's right. Cum and Sperm are their names."
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