Jeff hung out with this new music artistic song writer guitarist Bonnie Bonnie idfk grunge fairy core gyal.
Fire just waited for Jeff to get home, so it could give him his monthly cheat whooping
"Bbg... Will you let me give you a stinky hug?"
He asked graciously.
"Oh my gosh, yes, of course I would die to feel and smell that crusty stinkass hug"
So they hugged.
"You know what? I'm leaving my 16 year old căsnicie for you bbg..."
He said.
"Oh my gosh are you really going-"
He shut her mouth with a sloppy toppy moppy boppy kiss.
"Grrerrrrrerrrrer"
He grred
"Oh my fucking Ben pussy cheeto... I didn't even get to fucking know you, fucking dying decaying and bleaching shitbag I hope you die next time you blindfold yourself to go to sleep, I hope you fucking stub your toe and it dissolves out of existence
My man, you look like my left dying pussy lip that's been struggling for it's life for the past fucking decade and I couldn't do anything about it
You be looking like EJ's paralysed testicle that's currently being kept in a box as a souvenir of his
You sound like William afton after he's been springlocked out of fucking existence then was brought back to life by his son, Evan and some other kid named Cassidy only so his ass could get tortured by being burnt and toasted like the bitchy ass whore he was
You be looking like Charles' moan if it was an actual living walking shitting pissing person
You be looking like peaches' last STD jar that she brought from her 69th daddy
you be looking like the sperm cells racing to a woman's egg and fighting for their own damn will to have a bright future when they're older in their late 20's
My boy you look like an encrusted marinated cum ball that's been left to marinate for over 60 years bro"
Jeffs emo heart was crushed. His last emo brain cells were gone, his black eyeliner streamed down is face as his crimson MCR fan blood boiled. He depressingly walked back to his house, his cake looking fatter than Nicki's
BTC
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•my asshole burns• Jeff the killer! x Fire
PoetryThis is the exciting story of Jeff! And Fire! A wolf adventure awaits them both.
