The Beatles meet Gorillaz (in a group chat)

Part 1: Paul and Murdoc

Paul: who tf is this?

Murdoc: murdoc

Paul: hmm.. never heard of you.. i know every band (currently) in existence and i have no idea who you are-

Murdoc: we're called Gorillaz you dancing dope

Paul: lordie lordie look who came town their attitude

Murdoc: me, aka murdoc

Paul: hey! I'm the sassy one!

Murdoc: who said i was sassy? the guy with overgrown eyelashes?

Paul: hey! their unique!

Murdoc: when i looked you up i thought you were a girl!

Paul: ew.. you weird, animated, grossified zombie thingy

Murdoc: at least i look better than you and i make better music.. i want to hold your hand, stupidest sh(poopie)t ive ever heard!

Paul: you making music about weed? As if that's any better!

Murdoc: says here you were on lsd

Paul: at least i dont make videos of me.. never mind..

Murdoc: what? Am i too shrexy for you?

Paul: ew no! I have a boyfriend!

Murdoc: wait whot

Paul: sh(poopie)t i leaked out mclennon to a fat gorilla

Murdoc: seriously? were called Gorillaz for a reason!

Paul: what for then, eh?

Murdoc: I don't know

Paul: lolz u "dancing dope"

Murdoc: hey! That's my insult you brainless buffoon!

Paul: shush.

Murdoc: f(rubber ducky)ck you!

Paul: woah! you must've forgotten to drink your morning coffee! with a side of attitude

Murdoc: do you even drink coffee?

like, seriously, you should try it

it's super good

Paul: I mean, maybe? I haven't tried it because I don't wanna ruin my beautiful looks and look like— you.

Murdoc: i still make music though!

Paul: yeah i need to go try some coffee

Murdoc: that's the spirit you brainwashed bottom feeder!

Paul McCartney has left the chat for coffee

Murdoc has left the chat to go strangle 2D