John: who tf are you?
2D: 2D. Pleasure to meet you.
What's your name?
John: John. 2D is an odd name.
2D: oh, I'm called 2D because it represents two dents in my head
John: two dents in your head? i need to search you up or smth-
what the f(rubber ducky)ck is this? you?
2D: i dont have eyes-
John: oh, then that explains why there was photos of you with no eyes-
Why is your hair blue?
How did you lose your eyes?
Why are you smoking?
Your teeth are missing
How do you exist if your animated-
2D: slow down! Your giving me a headache 🤕
John: oh whoops didn't know lolz
2D: well now you do :/
John: heh lol
2D: so, ive heard your a beatle and i have a few questions
John: k fire em' at me
2D:
What in the dingle berries is this?
Why are you not dead like you were shot in 1980
You should be 81 by now like how are you so young?
Why are we chatting if your the rhythm guitarist and i only sing?
John: I- uhh....
Don't know
2D: also, WHO THE F(rubber ducky)CK IS YOKO ONO?!
John: my ex-wife
Yoko: Hi
yoyo nono was kicked from the chat
2D: i need to go before murdoc murders me
John: wh-
John Lennon had left the chat to abuse ringo
2D has left the chat to run from murdoc
YOU ARE READING
The Beatles meet Gorillaz (in a group chat)
HumorOn a normal day, someone created these group chats to cause chaos. They kinda did, but they don't know what's coming next >:)