"Oh no!" Roman yelled realizing his gold watch had fallen off while he was on his morning run "what's wrong my king" said Paul heyman running to Roman's side "my watch fell off" Roman said showing his bare wrist to Paul " it's okay we'll help you look for it uce" Jey said "yeah we got you man" Jimmy said.
Time skip to the Forest brought to you by Brock Lesnar.
Shrek's pov
"Uhhh I hate the morning, who are they by my swamp!"
"Yo check there's a swamp right there" Jimmy said pointing to the brown-ish green-ish water
"I'll give 300 Dollars if you jump in" Jey said pushing his twin closer to the muddy water "guys cut it out and me find my watch" Roman said growing tired of the uso's games "sorry" the twins said in sync while puting their heads down and continuing to look for the watch untill they heard "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!" And as they turned around they were met with the six foot, green, smelly orge "what the Friday night smackdown is that" jimmy said
"I don't know man but we can take him" "oh so you wanna fight then you got one" the ogre said getting ready to punch "wait!" They all heard turning around to face Roman
Shrek's thoughts
And there he was six foot tall, hair perfectly pulled back into a bun, while he was rocking a black t-shirt, gray sweatpants and blue air force one's and his eyes are so precious it's like everything about him yells angel he was a god, an actual god this man was a blessing and then he started running twords me and it happened he speared me but it was the best pain ever, so great, I didn't even fight back all I could think was I want him
