*ring ring ring* i was nervous. rat was the most handsome, sweetest guy i had ever met! "hello?" HE PICKED UP!! "hello rat!!!" "ohhh hello beautiful!" my heart fluttered. he was nothing like eel. "did you get home safe?" i asked. we talked and talked. we got to know each other up until the sun began to rise. what a beautiful night that was. "i should get going now." i said. "alright, thank you for tonight beautiful." and he hung up. wow.
to be continued..
omg i completely forgot about this, you guys are hilarious oh em gee
