Signs on new years

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Aries: Throws a party and gets more drunk than anyone else there

Taurus: Snacking and having a netflix binge session

Gemini: Goes to Aries' party and tries to get everyone else drunk

Cancer: Gets drunk at the party and is crying in the corner about everything that went wrong in 2018

Leo: Bragging about their new years resolutions

Virgo: Is the mother hen who takes care of all their drunk friends

Libra: Is the one who is forced to go out but would much rather be home

Scorpio: Lowkey trying to hookup with someone before midnight

Sagittarius: Is passed out on the floor before midnight

Capricorn: Trying to mix drinks and is really just making a huge mess

Aquarius: Dancing on the table to every song that plays (accurate)

Pisces: Rambling on about everything they plan to do this year while drawing on Sagittarius with a sharpie

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