Some Very Werid Sonic Smut Fanfic That Is Satirical

ya mom

I am so sorry if you have to read this I was given 20 bucks and 3 rice crispy treats for this werid smut filled fanfic
Also this fanfic has topics of pedophilia, Im only writing the story i apologize about that

THIS FANFIC IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE ITS NOT SERIOUS

Also in Spanish class I forgot how to spell my name and made the class laugh

Sonics pov:
It was a normal day me and Amy have been secretly dating for a year, we've had to keep it secret for awhile because I'm in my 20s and Amy is like 17 or something

When I get to the door it takes me a minute to unlock it. The lights are turned off, there's candles lit up and rose petals making a path to the bedroom when I open the door it's Amy naked "hey hot blue jet~" she said while starting to walk towards me "oh jeez" I said i was turned on Amy looked down it see my MASSIVE DING A LING DONG (thanks Keith for sonics dick size) sticking out straight as the pole your mom dances on she quickly got down on her knees. "Wait we shouldn't do this... What if we get caught?" She looked sad "don't worry discord kitten we won't get caught" (thank you Keith once again also thank you Ian) I said reassuring her

(Also sorry Ian for taking out your part, also this is the sex part so skip that if you want)

Amy's pov:
I still honestly don't think I should be doing this, i don't really want to anymore but I don't want to make sonic upset. I start giving him a blowjob "oh fuck, your awesome at giving head" sonic said before moaning.
(I'm gonna skip this I don't wanna write this)

??? pov
"Alright kid we gotta deal with some big shit right now" officer Willam said while racing to the place "I know your only in training but we need all the help we can get, plus we kinda short staffed because of the heros and stuff" "I'm kinda nervous for this but im happy I'm working for the police and not being a reckless hero" i added on "knuckles, your a good kid. You'll surely make a good officer" he said, complimenting me. Before I knew it the car came to a stop, as we got out with our guns he told me "I just want you to do your best while dealing with this" as we walked up to the door it hit me. This is Amy's house what the hell is going on? What the fuck did she do? "Alright kiddo I want you to knock first remember the training" he told me "but what if they don't open the door?" "Knuckles, kid we went over this" he paused in between to sigh "we break it down" "oh yeah... I remember, thanks for telling me" I said before I knocked on the door and shouted "POLICE OPEN UP" no response I knocked louder this time "POLICE OPEN UP WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR" again no response "Yelp, kid I'm gonna go get the door breaker downer (I don't know what it's called)" he told me while he started walking back to the car to grab it. Once he got back with it he knocked the door down and we went in and started to check the house. I only know realized he never told me why we are here, kinda unprofessional. I walked past the bedroom and heard moaning? What the fuck, Amy's two years older then me, she shouldn't have sex! I tried to open the door it was locked, I heard officer Willam walk up, out of rage I slam my shoulder in the door. When I get in I yell "HANDS IN THE HAIR WHERE I CAN SEE THEM" it hit me half way threw the sentence, sonics a sick fuck luckily they half dressed and I didn't see anything I didn't want to. I escorted Amy out the house and i started to clam her down "oh God... am I gonna go to jail?" She asked me anxiously "sonic is because he's the adult Amy, your not gonna go to jail everything will be fine" I said trying to calm her down "what's gonna happen to me, what are my parents gonna think?" She asked me while we both watched sonic try to resist arrest before giving up, i sighed out of anger and tiredness "Your parents are gonna be happy that your safe and that the sick fuck 'hero' is in jail" I said doing air quotes when saying hero "how long is sonic gonna be in jail?" She asked me "I think it's 70 years to life, but it doesn't matter... I should've asked this question earlier. Are you hurt anywhere, are you alright, did he hit you?" I asked, I'm dumb for forgetting to ask her this "I'm fine nothing hurts and he didn't hurt me"

A/n: 890 words for this, I'm proud of myself and also not proud of myself. I mean this is my best writing and yet it's kinda horrible. Also knuckles is 15 and the whole police thing is kinda different for sonics world