chapter 1.

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I was sitting in the echoing food court with headphones, it was full of chatter from the folks around.

as my thumb was wiping agents off my cracked iPhone screen, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

this long-haired guy popped out of thin air and started talking about his weird issues with the mall's toilet paper, and how his poor anus was in pain.

his face was all red, he choked on his words as if he was being told to say the utter nonsense that was being vomited towards my face.

I was shocked all I could do was laugh, I mean this dude was smoking hot

(WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GOTTA BE CRAZY?!?!?)

I invited him t join my empty table,

he may have been a bit crazy but he's so serious about his itchy anus so maybe he'd appreciate my attention.

He sat down in the chair next to me.

He continued for a while.

Then randomly, stops and shouts. Wtf guys are already talking about my itchy ass she's too pretty for me to say that!

the guy stands up in annoyance,

*I'm so sorry about this!* the guy said

he shaggy man slapped on his face, the other hand ready to shake mine

*in brain, but my friends call me Q* brian siad

I confusingly shake hands with him.

Still confused, I told him my name.

*It's cool..* I start to laugh. i said

*my name is Kassie* i stated

*but can you enlighten me on what just happened?* i contniued

brian then explains that he's on and stuff.

He takes me to an employee only area to introduce me to his fellow friends.

They all laughed. They said I was Larousse. I sat down with them f0e bit then they had to leave cuz they were done filming for the day.

they all said their goodbyes, but as i was finding my things i felt another tap on my back,

it made me get shivers down my spin and butterflys in my stomake

I turned to find q he gave me a sticky note with a number on it.

he held up his hand in the shape of a phone, then ran after his buddys

Wow, I can't believe he gave me my number!

After I finished shopping at the mall, I headed home.

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