Jojo's Bizarre B0ner

Garden of the Gooch

Jonathan's POV

   What's Dio thinking?! That he can get away with braiding my ass hair?! I'm surprised his fingers aren't tangled in this untamable jungle. He pulls his hand from my pants and it smells like I didn't wipe. He lets out a an audible gag, he proceeds sniff his caca stained digits. There's no way I can "Snap out" of his hypnotic power now because If I do, I'd have to kill him for sure, for this pleasant invasion of privacy has eradicated all of my dignity. "Oh Dio." His womanly features make make my bulge bounce and bunghole tickle. Even though his package smells like cool ranch doritos. I want to dive between that bony, hairy, mountain.

*jonathan over takes Dio with his dong*

  "B-B-but." Dio stutters but quickly stops once I shove my uncircumcised worm into hearing hole. "Oops I missed." I tried to play off. This could actually be a win win situation, I get to kill Dio, and bust a nut through the other side of his head. Before I could get my willy into Dio jaws, Mr. Zeppeli walks in on me and his eyes are struck by the horrific predicament.