Jujutsu Kaisen Preferences/Scenarios

💨Fart headcannon 💨

A/N: very random and disgusting but THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF!

Yuji:
Yuji is most definitely a shameless farter.
Your boyfriend will NOT hesitate to fart in front of you. His farts are loud. He will often lift up half his ass to let out the gas (le rhymes). Usually smells like the food he ate last.

If you fart in front of him, he wont care. He will probably say something like, "Great job, babe." Or "Mine was more powerful." This just shows how comfortable you guys are with each other.

Megumi:
Megumi farts in silent.

But you know what they say,,,
"The silent ones are lethal"
This farts are silent but deadly. And he knows it. When you guys are cuddling and you suddenly smell something nasty, it's Megumi's gas. 🙏 RIP 🙏 If you question him about his farts he'll probably say something like, "I don't know what you're talking about," with a deadpanned face.
If you fart in front of him he won't make a big deal out of it. He'll ask you if your stomach is upset if you are farting more than usual.

Gojo:
Satoru is a toot farter.
He farts cute little toots during the night. Especially after dinner. And he is definitely the type to blame his farts on you. They aren't particularly stinky. Although there was this one time he tooted and it smelled like onions while he totally blamed you for it. That night you made him sleep on the couch.
You try your best to hide your farts in front of him because you'll never be hearing the end of it. But when you subconsciously pass out some stale gas from your booty, your boyfriend will start laughing LOUD. He would tease you by pinching his nose and saying things like, "Baby, your bomb is so strong that even my infinity can't withstand it. HAHAHAHDJDJDJDJ!!"

He sleeps on the couch AGAIN.

Nanami:
Nanami does NOT fart.
You've never Ever heard him fart. Not even a small toot. It really gets to your nerves. One time you even placed your ear on the door of your toilet when he had gone in there to take a dump just to hear him fart. And guess what, he doesn't even fart in the bathroom!! So you HAD to ask him.
"Kento♡"
"Yes love?"
"Um, it's been bothering me for a while so I have to ask you this."
"What is it Y/N?"
"Well, erm..... are you human?"
"What makes you doubt that? And yes I am human."
"Then do you mind telling me about you not farting? I've known you for years but I've never heard you fart! It's not NORMAL!"
Kento looks at his watch and sighs.
"I have to go to work. I don't like staying for overtime there. Don't want to be late. Bye."

Oh, and He doesn't mind you farting in front of him.

Sukuna:
Sukuna carelessly farts in front of you. This DEVIL gives no fucks. You tend to laugh on him when he does it. And he gets super mad. He'll say something like, "How are you going to atone for your sins? How dare you laugh at me bitch? Get on your fours. You need punishment."
All it took was you laughing at his fart.🤓
Anyways, he HATES it when you fart. He doesn't find it feminine. He gets agitated at you for doing it and tells you to go away from his sight. And you tell him "fuck you."

"No. You're not getting it tonight."