Alastor's pov
I stare at your father with wide eyes and a tight smile as he goes into detail about what the 'bird's and bee's' are, 'he could have just said sex or I would've been happy with fornication!' as he finished his little speech I take a long sip from my tea. Dead silence...that's what we heard....then we hear panicked feet running this way and down the stairs...it was (Y/N) with her ears covers spewing words at her mother....
"NO MORE!!", Her mother comes in and smiles similarly at me as I gulp. She makes her way up to me and smiles sweetly.
"Soooo~, alastor......when can I be a grandma~!", Her question caught me off guard as I cough on my beverage, (Y/N) sees my distressed form and runs over to pat my back. As I regain my senses I noticed that (Y/N)'s parents where looking at me, as well as (Y/N). I sigh and clear my throat.
"I refuse to do anything without your daughters full consent." I take a glance at (Y/N) and see she's smiling, I smile back but we both hear a groan and we look to see it her mother....on the ground......
"Shame I wanted to be a grandma!", (Y/N) giggles at her mother's antics as her father shakes his head. What an interesting family.
(Sorry this is late and short but I've had artist/writer's block😩.
Alastor: author-chan they do not care if you have these problems, half of them don't even read these. *Reads the newspaper*
(Y/N): I care author-chan!
Author-chan: *silently cries while hugging (Y/N)* your so sweet (Y/N), I'm gonna adopt you~. *cries*
Alastor: *lays down paper* you are not she is mine!
Author-chan: *sticks out tounge*
The whole hazbin gang: when can we come into the story author-chan?
Author-chan: *looks at them* very soon my children....very soon....)
