The hoę house

The fight

Over the past week -

They had interviews everyday, people wanting to advertise them, famous people wanting to meet them, they were all over the tv. Everything was going so good. They had just moved into their 200 bedroom house with 12 pools, 42 bathrooms, 8 kitchens, 4 gaming rooms, 6 cinemas, 22 stripper rooms, 14 living rooms and much more.

One minute you would hear Cash Baker trying to get girls and the next minute you would hear moaning in James and Tony's room and the next minute there would be black lipstick everywhere because of Trisha.

However, everyone could hear cats screaming in James and Tony's bedroom. Everyone rushed down there. However, it wasn't cats it was Tony and James arguing. I bet your wondering what they were arguing about. It was about who's the better groomer. Ikr weird. Just to let you know they were both naked so god knows what happened. James shouted 'WANNA SEE WHOS THE BETTER GROOMER LETS FIND OUT' everyone was shocked. 'LETS SEE WHO CAN PULL THE YOUNGEST BY NEXT WEEK' shouted James angrily.

Someone was pushing through the crowd of everybody to get to their room. It was Shane Dawson. 'INCLUDE ME TO MATE' he growled. No one knower his secret. He through to himself 'I hope cats count'. Typical Shane.

They didn't talk to each other for days.

Anyway over the past couple of days the one and only Trisha decided to do any asmr channel but with different foods from all over the world. She invited Oli London to join her. They all done a Japanese/hello kitty themed one. As they were eating the food it tasted a bit weird. Peaches was in the background recording the video laughing. It was so bizarre. Little did Oli and Trisha know peaches put her poo into the food to add a bit of flavour. Wonderful.

Anyway the next day Bojo and Donald tried to start a WW3 cause Donald couldn't get his own way as he ran out of fake tan so yeah.

The day came. To see which groomer pulled the youngest. It was 10am there were banging noises from Tony's room. You won't believe it. TONY AND JOJO HOOKED UP. IN ADDITION, JAMES WAS IN THERE TO. They were having a threesome. Poor Shane was left out. So to be honest I don't know who one so yeah.

A month later.

Exiting news.

It had been a month now. The hoę house was still the classic hoę house. But something changed. Trisha. Yes the classic most amazing Trisha had been with her boyfriend for ages now. They were a happy couple. But they had so exiting news. And I mean exiting news!

Everyone gathered from the hoę house outside.

TRISHA
IS
P-
PREGNANT

AHHHHHH. Everyone was so happy for her. Everyone knew what a great mum she would be.