One day in China, a little man named Haro. Haro was a slave. He was Bill Nye's slave. He was cruel to him. He even made him play the Bongo's! It was terrible. "Little Asian Man! You go chingchangwanchoohangowantin! Shut up Aisan!!!!" Then one day Haro saw a triangles on his eyes. he screamed, "Bill Nye is Illuminati Confirmed!!!!!" Then Camlinh came in singing, "And the rice came pouring down!" Then rice started pouring down and Haro said, "I'm all about that rice, 'bout that rice, no egg rolls!" Then all the little Asian Kids went home and worshiped Obama- because he is illuminati.
