She let me up stairs and looked at me before I was all the way up with a serious face and said don't try to run I have a tazer. In a shakey voice I say ....umm...OK. She smiled and said i will be back gonna put on some music. I watched her turn the corner then ran she couldn't possibly see me I made I the run and I hear a scream and she said I'm coming for you with a tazor damn I'm an idiot I run and out of nowhere a deer runs out and knocks me down and she leaps on me then tazes me. I let out a scream shaking violently she drags me back inside. After five minutes i stoped shaking and I yell you are crazy she then slaps me what the hell she laughs and says go get cleaned up and tosses me some skinny jeans and a black veil brides tee. I come out dressed and she screams with joy. Happy much? She looks and says yes now you are perfect. I just smile and she gives me a hug. When can I leave? NEVER she shouts I ask her what the hell did I do and she confusingly looks at me and said nothing I just thought you were cool so I kept you. Umm..you...can't do that. YES I can she yells. Look I must go umm....I'm in a band so I ...ummm gotta practice. She looks so shocked and said reall yes I reply. What do u do in the band she asks I ....ummm lead singer. She says sing for me now. Ummm and I start to sing out a few lyrics to stay with me. Ummm...I guess its true I'm not good at a one night stand but I still need love cuz I'm just a man. She screams oh my god that's perfect I wanna meet the band please? Ummm... Its Jake he is the guitarist and shay plays the drums. OK call them she hands me her phone. I call Jake first hey band rehearsal your place see you in a few then hang up then call shay hey band rehearsal Jakes place see you in a few.
