25 QUESTIONS FROM owenschmowen ON TUMBLR.
How many times do you press the snooze button before you wake up?
T: My mommy wakes me up in da mornin.
L: Like a zillion times. Mornings hate me.
2. How long do you spend in the bathroom in the morning?
T: Let's just say... I fight with my brothers.. A LOT.
L: Like.. an hour.
T: Holy freaking crap! You putting on makeup or butchering a cow?
3. Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty?
T: Cinderella. Sleeping Beauty seems needy.
L: That's because she's helpless.
T: *whispers* Helpless little skank.
L: I like Sleeping Beauty.
T: Why?!
L: Because you don't like her.
4. Which part of the newspaper do you read first?
T: Newspapers? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
L: Whatever shows up on Yahoo's homepage.
5. Name your favorite ice cream flavor?
T: Why is there a question mark after that? ^ That was a demand not a question!
L: I don't know! I didn't make the questions! And to answer... mines probably chocolate.
T: Cookies & Cream. I don't do nuetral.
6. Have you ever cheated at Solitaire? When? Why?
T: WHAT THE HECK KINDA QUESTION IS THIS?
L: Like.. once. Because I got frustrated.
7. Do you believe in feng shui?
T: Feng what?
L: Wth is that?
8. How many sit-ups can you do?
T: I did 53 last year for the presidential fitness test.
L: 10 on a good day.
9. What is it you love about your life?
T: Always having God with me.
L: Cookies.
T: Way to be deep, L. Way to be deep.
10. Favorite superhero?
T: Can Patch from Hush, Hush be a superhero?
L: Wonderwoman. She's badass.
11. Can you dance the swing?
T: I can't do the hokey pokey. What makes you think I can do the swing?
L: Never heard of it.
12. How many Facebook friends do you have?
T: 400 if I'm lucky.
L: 623.
T: You know your exact amount?
L: Yeah, don't you?
T: Okay, I need a new partner for these questions.
13. Last song syndrome?
T: Does that mean last song stuck in your head?
L: Yeah, I think so.
T: Well.. I'm not a directioner but I heard Kiss You the other day and it won't go away!
L: Hmmm... Stop Colaberate and Listen.
T: *Face Palm* ... Oh my gosh.
14. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Please explain the circumstance.
T: Like... two days. Because I was addicted to my new video game.
L: A day and a half because I was working on a routine.
T: You and your stupid cheers.
15. What is comfort food for you?
T: Cereal, ice cream, and anything spicy.
L: Um, probably pizza.
16. How much weight would you like to lose?
T: I already lose a lot of weight do to stress.. I think I'll remain nuetral here.
L: Like... ten pounds.
T: Dude, if you lose ten pounds... you'll just disinigrate. All you are right now is skin and bones. One second you'll be here then... poof... GONE!
17. Favorite vegetable?
T: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're funny.
L: Agreed. Freaking hilarious. Like laugh until my ass falls off. Thas right... L-M-A-O!
18. What is your karaoke anthem?
T: Anything Taylor Swift. Only thing I can sing.
L: If I sing.. you'll go deaf.. so I don't really have one.
19. How many hours can you walk in 5” heels?
T: I was middle name is fashion. I could walk for hours.
L: Five minutes.
T: It asked how many hours.
L: Oh- then zero hours.
20. Prescription to mend a broken heart:
T: Been there- experienced that. DISTANCE.
L: Time? I guess.
21. Name your favorite Pinoy moment:
T: Wth is Pinoy.
L: I... I don't know.
22. What would you give up for world peace?
T: My belly rolls.
L: You don't have belly rolls.
T: Neither do you... but you want to lose ten pounds.
23. What would you like to change about yourself?
T: My memory.
L: YOUR FACE.
T: OOOO. You rebel.
24. Will you go to Heaven?
T: Without a doubt.
L: Yerp.
25. Your dream self:
T: An NYU graduate, living in NY as a sucessful female director. (;
L: A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.
T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Right.
L: What? Why is that so crazy?
T: ... Do you want honestly?
L: Yes! What makes me lack the ability?
T: You want the cruel cruel truth?
L: YES!
T: You have like... no cleavage.
L: I hate you.
