OKAY THIS IS MORE OF RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
T: KAY! KAAAAAY!
L: Oh my gosh. T is way too excited to answer these questions.
1. How old were you when you got your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
T: This is a strictly straight booklet.
L: I was in 7th grade.
T: OH MY GOSH. Really?
L: YES! How old were you?
T: Well.. of course it wasn't serious.. but I was in third grade.
L: Awe! So you were a little manizer too!
T: I am not a manizer!
L: LOL I know.. I just really wanted to say that word.
2. What do you like in a guy?
T: Huuuuuumor. Seriously. If you're not funny, you're not for me. Cause I put the fun on unny.
L: I just died.
T: Glad to hear.
L: ANNNYWAYS. I would say... dark hair.
T: How inpersonal! *momentary silence* .. but you're right, brunettes are hot.
3. Do you have high expectations for guys?
T: Not really. I mean- if it's serious then yeah- obviously... but in the beginning it's like- chill dude. I'm not going to beat you with a chicken because you forgot about our 5 week anniversary.
L: Nope. I'm low maintance.
4. Kiss on first date?
T: Depends how it went. Total jackasses and newly-discovered man whores can back it up and take it home.
L: Duh.
5. Do you think guys should pay for the date?
T: Not always. I've paid a few times just to see if they'd oppose.... they didn't.
L: Neeerp.
T: You are such a boring answerer.
6. Cheesiest pick-up line you've heard?
T: Other than the 10 in Tennessee? The space-suit-butt thing.
L: Not sure.
T: Seriously. If you're not more exciting.. I will beat you with a chicken.
7. Weirdest thing said on a date.
T: Um.. the guy was joking and said that someday his boobs would be bigger than some other girls at our school. Therefore implying hers were.. large. I was like.. awkward.
L: They asked me for my sisters phone number.
8. Most embarassing thing you've ever let slip around a guy.
T: I don't know.. I generally watch my words well.
L: HAHAHAHA. Let slip? Like a fart?
L then continuously laughed for ten minutes straight at her own joke.
9. Ever dated an older person, how'd that work out?
T: I have twice. One was a grade ahead of me and one was two grades ahead of me. The one that was only one grade ahead was a townie. He was okay when I was around but was constantly tryna grope and it's like... YOU WERE A PREVIOUS MAN WHORE. PROVE YOURSELF OR GET YOUR NASTYASS HANDS OFF ME!
L: Very heartfelt, T. I've only dated my age and younger.
T: You cradle robber!
10. Do you like piña coladas?
T: And getting caught in the rain?
L: Hell yeah I do.
