Loki was loving Hogwarts. It was so full of idiots he could 'play' with, and he didn't have to deal with Hunters coming to end his fun...well except for the junior one who summoned him in the first place. Harry even provided him with free internet and a computer that never crashed from viruses from all the sites he visited! It was awesome!
"Kid, I think I love you," said Loki after another night of messing with some Slytherins.
"As a brother or what?" asked Harry, not looking up from his own laptop.
"Definitely as a brother. You're more fun than that dumbass Zachariah or the boring Michael!"
"Big brother Loki...Huh, that would be funny to see the Hunter's expressions if they heard me call you that," said Harry, pausing in his typing.
"Don't forget the twins!" Loki laughed. He loved those two, they were hilarious!
"Huh, I wonder if this makes us the Fantastic Four?" said Harry with a grin. Loki howled with amusement.
"So what are you working on now?"
"My Hunter's Blog. I get so many repeat requests that I've made a blog for those who cant afford the book. Right now I'm having a conversation with someone named Psychic_Sammy who really hates his username," said Harry.
"Oh ho! Does he happen to have an older brother named Dean?"
"I'll ask. How did you know?"
"I bet that's Sam Winchester! Azazel gave him psychic powers when he was a kid, but they recently manifested," said Loki.
"In that case..."
Loki came over to look at the conversation, which Harry had on full screen at the moment.
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Psychic_Sammy: How did you know my brother's name?
MonkeyMagic: I have a friend here with me who's heard of others like you, and he took a guess at who I was talking to. Which reminds me, did that circle I sent your dad work out?
Psychic_Sammy: It summoned a demon alright, but according to him it didn't work like he hoped.
MonkeyMagic: Wrong one? There aren't any demon-specific circles out there, so I had to send one for his class instead.
Psychic_Sammy: Oh, it worked alright, but he was blindsided by the son at the worst time and wasted a bullet.
MonkeyMagic: Want to hear a fun fact about that Colt he has? It wouldn't work on the devil.
Psychic_Sammy: What? How do you know that?
MonkeyMagic: Wrong species. The Colt is made to kill Demons, which Lucifer isn't. If you really want to know why I would suggest re-reading the bible, specifically the Old Testament if I remember right.
Psychic_Sammy: Thanks for the heads up. I have to go; we got another case.
MonkeyMagic: Remember, quick information is only a text or phone call away! And to those who have my interest, information for up to medium-level threats is free.
"Why did you warn them about Lucifer?" asked Loki.
"I read a book written by Nostradamus that I found in the Black Library about the release of Lucifer and the return of Michael. From what I've heard about the Winchester brothers, they're going to be the poor bastards that are in the middle of that crap. Frankly I would rather help a fellow Hunter stay alive than let them go without all the facts," said Harry.
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Hunter
FanfictionAfter a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mi...