I get on top of him and began to hump him as if I was a mere animal in mating season. He does a little moan under me which encourages me more to continue, so I do. I hold him down by putting my hand against his and my knees against his own. I continue to hump him, his eyes go cross eyed and Marvin whimpers under me so I go harder.
Then I awake from the dream in dismay and angst. Of Course it wasn't real.
What do you think this is, a cartoon?
The End
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