The signs when a serial killer is in the house

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Aries: literally doesn't care and just sits on the couch chillin

Taurus:runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge

Gemini:makes jokes with the killer. Then the killer realizes that Gemini is cool and they go out to McDonalds

Cancer:tries to hide but starts crying and gets found

Leo: pretends not to be scared but kinda is. Still strategically makes it out of the house tho

Virgo:loses their shit but defends themselves well

Libra:attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips over a cat and ends up getting caught

Scorpio:kills the killer

Sagittarius:makes small talks with the killer and then ends up becoming the killer's accomplice

Capricorn:is the killer

Aquarius:screams " make me a sandwich asshole" at the killer

Pisces:just stands their frozen. Legit doesn't move

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