The Three B's

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Narrator's POV

So, this beautiful story starts off in a magical place called...Walmart. Right as Bob and his best friend Billy entered this magical store someone came up to them and immediately started talking to Billy while Bob stared on in envy. This was quite the common occurrence because despite Billy being an old southern man who's one true love is western movies at heart, he looked like a freaking jock. Like....he was freaking hot! And then there was Bob....who looked and acted exactly his age. 36. He also wasn't the best at dressing himself. He usually just wore a really ugly and semi-dirty wife beater and jeans that were way too big for him. Like seriously dude, get some jeans that fit....or get a belt either works just fine. So after about 20 minutes of people coming up to them and stopping them from continuing their very important journey just to blatantly flirt with Billy, Bob decided to just leave him. So as soon as he made his decision he sprinted (whilst holding onto his pants so they wouldn't fall) to the counter towards the back of the store to buy.......a pink gun. And because this is the U.S. and we love guns he didn't even have to pay for it!