Narrator's POV
Ok so...i think we all saw this coming but....Billy's gonna propose to Bob today. Where he got the ring? Probably a yard sale. Why he wants to propose? Well obviously because he loves her 🙄 Just kidding, there's no way that would ever happen. He's just proposing because he thinks it seems like fun. Wow. I have no clue why he would ever think that, but to each his own i guess. Anyways. Oh look! Here comes the ring, right up the gigantic straw that Bob is drinking out of. God, Billy is just so smart you just have to admire him. So since Billy decided to propose to Bob with a lovely choking hazard, Bob ends up choking on the ring, gets taken to the hospital, and dies. The end. Just kidding that's too sad. I mean, she does go to the hospital, but she comes out ok and then marries the biggest jerk to ever exist (it's Billy). If I'm being honest, I think Bob and Betty made the better couple, but sadly in this world Betty does not exist.
THE END
(for real this time)
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The Three B's
RomanceBob is a simple man with simple pleasures and whilst out and about with his best friend Billy (who is a rather old soul), he met his one true love. After spending many love filled days with said soulmate it all turns out to be....a dream!?!? Or was...
