You can no longer go along with what your mother taught you. If you really are a hipster, now is your time to prove it, and make grilled cheese like a bearded man.
Step One: The Bread. Use multigrain bread and cut into 4 strips diagonally. Precede to place on stove, no pan needed. (turn on stove)
Step Two: The Cheese. Get Swiss cheese and maneuver the 4 strips into four holes.
Step Three: Pre-melt butter and sprinkle on through a cheese grater.
Step Four: Don't let it burn motherfucker.
Step Five: Put a shit-ton of toppings on because Swiss cheese is for cavemen.
Step Six: Looks like you've already burnt it. Fuck you and your chipmunk attention span.
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RandomEverything you thought you knew how to do, you really had wrong! In this book, I show you the hipster, chill, or hep way to do things.
