Dream was on a walk one day. He suddenly got a text from his credit card company.
you have zero dollar because you suck
Dream was shocked. Bamboozled. Flabbergasted. He knew what he had to do
He booted up his pc and made a new YouTube channel. He called it "Green guy toys".
"Hey guys! It's me, green guy toys, here to unbox the NEW LOL SUPRISE DROP". The voice sounded so familiar, yet Sapnap couldn't tell why. After a brief pause, he went on to absolutely wreck the living shit out of Green Guy Toys. "This is a GROWN MAN."
He continued to absolutely shit on this random guy, all for his reaction YouTube channel. After finishing the video, he went to go see how Dream was doing.
"Yeah guys, so that's it for today, tell us in the comments if YOU like the new Barbie shit-on-a-toilet set." Sapnap watched in horror as Dream showed the shit-on-a-toilet Barbie to a camera, then slowly turned around to realize his roommate standing in the doorway.
"Dream. Are you green guy toys?? What the fuck is wrong with you! You're a grown ass man!" Sapnap yelled at Dream with a hint of betrayal. "I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I-I'M ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY! I SWEAR!" Dream attempted to explain, yet his best friend was still devastated.
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