Delusional ~Akatsuki Story~

Chapter 9- Thank You

Author's Note: I love Konan! She is awesome! I was upset that I couldn't have her fight with Itachi :( I think that she would follow Pain and what he has planned. But don't worry! They will be coming up in the story soon :D

Broadcast: A meeting commences between three notorious criminals in this world as they discuss issues amongst themselves in a government building in the center of Asia. Once they have seated themselves around a grand wooden table, they began the last phase of his plan. A phase he and two other Akatsuki members knew about for it was the most critical part of his plan. Without consulting it with the rest of the Akatsuki, he has been planning to implement it single handedly for if they knew the truth behind it, all would disagree and rebel against him.

As Madara finds his seat near Hidan, the new leader of Asia, and Kisame, the dictator of Australia and the overlord of the five oceans of the world, he lead the discussion by reviewing the status of each region they were controlling.

“Have the enemies begun to accept their defeat?”

Hidan, as rash as always, couldn't help the bloody smirk that spread across his face. “There is no more Resistance here. They're dead! I gave them something more valuable than their previous worthless lives. They were sacrifices! My sacrifices! So many of them! Piles and piles of them!”

Madara, a patient man, allowed a snicker to enter the conversation. “You couldn't handle your thirst again. You must be more careful.”

“Careful!”, Hidan bellowed at his master, “They didn't satisfy me with a good fight! I need a real fighter to sacrifice! Not these wimps! All of those bodies were nothing so far! I still need more! Better! Stronger people to slaughter!”

Kisame couldn't help but laugh at his companion's gruesome desires. “By the time we get the girl, there wouldn't be people to command in Asia. Maybe we should put you out of power before that happens.”

A hateful glare appeared on Hidan's face as he grabbed his scythe then pointed it at Kisame threateningly. “How about I sacrifice your ass!”

Kisame, as strong as he was, stood to accept the challenge that this fool had pronounced.

Before their fight commenced, their leader knew he must prevent this out-lash for he needed both of them alive and well. “The both of you, stop it! I need you to save your energy for something else. Something far more valuable than your childish fights!”

“Childish?!” Hidan growled. “He needs to be taught how to speak to me! The leader of the Continent he is in! But since I was trusted with something larger than Kisame I guess it shows that I'm better than him!”

“Hey!” Kisame roared as he swung his powerful sword onto the table menacingly, breaking it in half. They prepared yet again for another battle scene.

A sigh of frustration escaped Madara's lips. “Both of you listen before I force you to!”, he threatened the outraged Akatsuki.

They sat back into their seats with glowering faces and eye contact that was evidently unmoved.

The shark boiled on the inside, while the immortal man was dying to have a taste of that shark's blood. They fought each other through their determined stares and glares.

“Getting back to business-”, Madara spoke with an overwhelmed expression as Hidan decided to interrupt again.

“Kisame”, he called with an evil grin on his face. “Go make me a sandwich.”

That was the last Kisame wanted to hear of this babbling buffoon as he launched himself at Hidan with a grand intention of murder. “I'm going to tear you limb from limb!”