BE WHO YOU ARREEEE FOR YOUR PRIIIDE

Wth

it was a dummy thicc thursday and i was walking down the stairs with my buttocs clapping ,like lady gaga just won an award, i was going to get some of the good stuff, apple juice, when suddenly the queen of england appeared next to me and told me " be who you areeeeee for your priiiideeee" but i was offended by that so i backhanded the bicth into next sunday so she could praise her sky daddy. After she was gone I went to my living room to watch The Price is Right to laugh at the people who lost. When I turned on the tv ru paul was the host on the price is right. Next thing I knew I was a contestant on it and I was next to trixie mattel, katya and bob the drag queen. The prize we were guessing the price for was sun glasses for my fish. i was like "WOW my fish went into a hit and run and became def and he needs glasses now" i guessed it was like what 2000 and i hit it right on the nose. Everyone was cheering but I swore katya wanted to jump me. when i went up their the first thing ru told me was " ew a f@g won wtf" i beat the shiet out of her i then became the new host and became a million air and that's how the cat fit in the hat