Shrooms literally causing chaos

Shrooms Annoying Percy

Heyo everyone, I'm Shrooms, yes I named myself after mushrooms because they're really cool. Now here's just a little sneak peek into my life, honestly I don't know if anyone wants to know but this is honestly more entertaining than making up stories in my head and never writing them. So currently I'm sitting in class nice to this kid named Percy who is my partner for the project on Greek heroes and stuff and honestly I was going to do all of the work but Percy insisted on helping. Which is cool and all but this is the kid who literally fails all the classes except for PE, Greek Mythology, and English and the English one is that the teacher is his step-father or something. Honestly I don't care, at least I don't have to do all of the work myself. I'm currently trying to find sources for our project because I forgot to bookmark them and add them to the powerpoint but that's not the point. Everyone makes mistakes here and there okay, and if anyone was wondering we decided to research about Patroclus. Now for anyone who doesn't know who Patroclus is, basically he and Achilles were more than "bros". Percy on the other hand was texting someone, not that I cared though, I'm not going to be a nosy person.

"Hey dude, do you want to come over to my house to finish the project?" Literally this dude is going to make me have a heart attack one of these days. Like who is that loud? The only person that could possibly be louder than him is like Thor, yeah like the god but not the god, aka my friend's uncle. "Yeah sure, let me text my cousin to not pick me up." "Cool" And with that Percy went back to his phone. Now you're probably asking why Shrooms couldn't you finish the citation at home. Why do you need to go to Percy's house? Well let me tell you something, his mom makes amazing cookies and there is no way that I'm missing out on that, and also I literally do not wanna go home right now, like no one is at home and it kind of sucks. Plus if I try to cook again I might burn the house down. Anyways I literally finished the citations 10 minutes before class ended and I just decided to reread The Song of Achilles but on my phone because I didn't bring my copy with me. I mean there is no way that I'm going to bring my books to school, people are just going to ask me to borrow them and then my books will be messed up and also that means that I have to take out all my notes and that's just a whole thing.

~~This is Trisha~~

Oh how I love that it's the end of the day, I can already taste the cookies. So basically if you wanna know why I'm so hyped up about these cookies is because one, they're blue like I know what you're going to say, "Omg Percy's mom must be so quirky omg." but literally I wish I could share one with you, they're so good. But before I get off topic me and Percy have just arrived at his house, well apartment but no one cares at this point. Literally as we walk in I am tackled by Estelle Percy's younger sister. Honestly I've been over enough times at Percy's for her to get to know me. Honestly I'm probably the only person at Goode school to ever be at Percy's place. Like I'm not joking when I say this dude has no friends. He literally is the most awkward person I have ever met and this says a lot, and I thought I was awkward. Anyways, Percy's mom, who I call Mama Sally, gave us some cookies and I just kind of chilled in the living room with Estelle cuz Percy said something about taking a shower. I'm probably going to take a nap now because Estelle is currently watching "The Little Mermaid" and me being me I've seen it like 3,000 times so peace.

~~2 hours later~~

Okay so I was expecting to take a nap this long but this is what happens when you and your friends stay up until 3 am making toast with working lightsabers. But either way I was woken up by people talking around me, now I'm not a light sleeper so that meant that they were quite loud. Honestly I don't care who you are, you could be almighty Zeus actually he sucks I would probably punch the crap out of him if I could. But as I was saying I don't care if you're Tony Stark, but if you wake me up I will not be happy and Tony Stark learned that the hard way. So I found the closest thing to me which was a soft pillow and threw it at the sound. Then I opened my eyes, and it turns out I hit Percy square on the back of the head.

"Seriously?" Oh my goodness, you should have seen Percy's face, gosh I wish I could have taken a picture of his face and sent it to MJ. "What? You woke me up?" "I literally hate you right now you know that right?" "Cool, I'm gonna head out now, and hi Annabeth." Oh wait did I forget to mention that Percy has a girlfriend who goes to a different school. Whoops get it slipped my mind, honestly they make a great couple. They're pretty chill, probably gonna never see them again because I'm leaving for a mission in Wakanda like tomorrow but you know that's life. Oh and you might ask, why I'm going to Wakanda, well that's because I'm gonna see my girlfriend there, she is honestly amazing. And yes I'm telling you all this now because why not. Anyways bai, I'm gonna go to Stank's Tower and annoy Tony and Happy now with Peter because it's funny.