'Well that was weird' Robin thought to herself. 'So, it sounds like Zoro had some fun, we haven't stopped for awhile and those hickies were fresh, so it's gotta be someone on this ship..' She pondered to herself as she wandered back to her room. But before she could reach there she heard something loud in the kitchen. As she walked towards the strange noise she was prepared for it to be anything. When she rounded the corner she saw their stupid captain, with glass surrounding his feet. "Luffy! What happened? Are you alright?!" Robin asked, slowly cleaning up the glass. "Yup im perfecto Robin! Don't worry about the glass I'll get it!" He beamed. "No Luffy let me-" She couldn't finish her sentence as the bold captain pushed her away, and used his rubber arms to sweep up all of the glass. "I can't be hurt by some simple weak glass! I'm stronger than tha- AHHHHHH!!!!" Luffy cried. Robing stuffed her hand over his mouth. "Luffy you must be quiet! Other people are still sleeping! What happened?" Robin asked, still restraining him. "I got a cut on my foot!" He cried. "Sit down. Let me make you a couple sausages for breakfast" she sighed. "Wow! Thanks Robin!!!" Luffy beamed again.
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"So you think Zoro has a lover? And it's someone on this ship?" Luffy questioned, his mouth stuffed with meat. "Yes, basically." Robin replied calmly, sitting across from him on the dining room table. "Hmm..you're probably right." Luffy said, picking at the sausages. "I believe i am, the question really is who would Zoro go for?" Robin inquired. "Well, who would go for Zoro?" He chuckled. "Has he ever hinted about his sexuality to you??" She tilted her head curiously. "Nah, he's the straightest person on this ship." Luffy replied, a smile still plastered on his face. "Either he has a girl on this ship..or.." Robins mind went over all of their crew mates. "Nami!" They both said, looking up to face eachother. "I betcha we're right!!!" He laughed. "Listen Luffy, we've gotta be right! But don't tell any of the crew about this okay?" She held out her pinky. "Deal! I want more of this sausage though! It's delicious!!" He laughed, holding his stomach and intertwining pinkies with Robin. Their promise was final.
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As the crew all headed outside, they took their usual spots. Zoro standing around, sleeping. Luffy sitting on the head, Usopp over the railing, Nami navigating, Robin reading, Sanji making a feast for his beloved "Robin-Chan" and "Nami-swan" and the other crew mates being healed or helped by chopper. "I'm gonna go take a shower." Zoro said yawning, as he had just awoken from a nap. He locked eyes with Nami from across the ship, signaling her to follow him. As he headed down the corridor, Nami went to "check on sanji". Robin and Luffy have eachother a look, knowing what was going to happen next. Nami knocked on the bathroom door, heading the shower running from the other side. He opened the door, water heading down his chest and back, a towel wrapped around his waist. He was drying off his hair with a white towel. "Well, get you're ass in here. What are you waiting for?" He asked, smirking cockily. "I'm coming you idiot!" Nami said, looking down blushing. "Yeah yeah, you'll be saying the same thing pretty soon huh?" He said smirking at the ginger. "Zoro!!!" She hit him on the head, blushing hard. He just laughed. The first time she had ever seen him truly laugh. 'He's the most attractive man I have ever seen' she thought to herself, admiring his perfect features.