This Makes My Arse Clench - RB

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No one really knows why there's a butt on the wall. At first they never really thought about it at all but recently, Demencia was minding her own business but stopped on her tracks, suddenly now aware of the item on the wall. She took a good look at the item while walking towards it. A sudden curiosity, really.

She hummed, not really sure what to do but the size of the butt on the wall seemed to have gotten all of her attention. 505 came into the scene and saw her staring at it. He quickly moved and blocked her from it. He assumed she's planning on putting dirt on it or mess up his cleaning.

"Huh?!" Demencia reacted, "BrAW!" 505 pouted

"Bawbabawbaw bram buhuh bhuawbrouw brough!" 505 stated, Demencia scowls "No! I'm not gonna mess it up! I was just staring at it."

505 then shows a confused face. "Shurbough?" he only said then looked at the item. Somehow he couldn't look away.

"I'm gonna squish it." She says, 505 didn't seem to budge, he touched it before but he never... he was also thinking of squishing it.

Demencia reached both of her hands to the item but stopped from the call of her name. "Demencia! Stop that!" Flug calls for her from the door, "You're going to break that!" "Does it matter?" she teasingly replies.

The doctor thought about it for a moment, at first he thought he shouldn't even care, but then he changed his mind and furrowed. "No! You know the boss of our lives would still get angry! A-and he'll blame it on ME!" Flug raises his arms with formed fists.

"So?" Demencia snickered and continued reaching for the butt. Flug groaned angrily and stomped over to her direction and tried to block her hands with his, but as he reached over, one of her hands had pushed his to the butt.


He felt it.


They both paused for a moment, Demencia gave him a surprised open-mouthed look and Flug just... zoned out. "That is soft." is what Flug could only say.


...


Blackhat came out of his office after looking at the window for, I don't know, 69 minutes. He wanted to check on the scientist to see if he was working on those contraptions he really likes to sell. He has cameras but he couldn't look at one of them because he crushed one of the screens by accident and he has no idea how to change the camera to a different screen.

Shadow-travelling towards the lab, he heard giggles and chuckles from one of the rooms in the hallway. He looked in and saw all three of his subordinates have the butt he butchered from a hero, he took out years ago, on the floor. They were all sitting on the floor actually... Are they taking turns?

"What in the world?" he said but the three didn't hear him, they just kept on squishing and pressing on the butt cheeks. Blackhat blinks multiple times and stares, then leaves.

He doesn't want to question it and he's too confused to even scold them for it

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