DABABY X MR WORLWIDE || DaPitbull

Chapter One

I genuinely hate myself for making this.

Dababy sat on the bench at the park, staring off into the distance as the sun began to drop while the moon began rising into the sky. The wind was soft and quiet, there weren't many people at the Fruitycake Park at these hours.

Dababy sighed, he was upset that his past relationships hadn't worked out after all, even after a 69 year marriage with Obama.

Suddenly, Dababy felt the touch of a human hand on his shoulder. He looked to see who it was and was surprised to see Mr Worldwide standing there, smirking.

"M-Mr Worldwide, what are you doing h-here?" Dababy asked, blushing because of how hot he was.

"I heard you're single," Mr Worldwide winked seductively.

Dababy smiled at him and got up from the bench, Mr Worldwide's hand falling off his shoulder.

Suddenly, Mr Worldwide's car magically appeared and they got in it. Mr Worldwide then drove Dababy and him over to his house, his car snapping a few trees on the way but it didn't matter because Mr Worldwide was secretly the princess of all the universes combined.

Mr Worldwide's car was a shiny red lamhamburgerggene like the one that Dream and Sapnap raced in previously. 

When they got to Mr Worldwide's luxury house, they ran inside and locked the door, viciously making out on the Chanel couch.

Suddenly, the door unlocked. Who could it be? Mr Worldwide hadn't said that he would have visitors or that he had a roommate. Who, JUST WHO could that be?

A familiar voice entered the house as the character locked the door behind them, groceries in their right arm.

"Hey, Babe--" The character turned around to face Mr Worldwide and Dababy on the couch.

It was obvious that they made out because Dababy's bright pink lipstick was on Mr Worldwide's lips and neck.

The character.. IT WAS DREAM!!! THE RACE-CAR DRIVER AND MINECRAFT STREAMER!

"B-B-B-B-B-B-BABE! WHO IS THIS!?" Dream yelled, obviously angry.

"I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, DREAM THEODORE MINECRAFT!" Mr Worldwide started. "I HAVE MY NEW HUSBAND NOW AND HE'S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOU! GET OUT!"

"FINE, HAVE YOUR STUPID WHORE OF A BOYFRIEND!"

And with that, Dream threw the bag of groceries on the ground and slammed the door, crying violently.

Then, Mr Worldwide and Dababy continued making out.