George Washingtussy

The Meeting.

George. I am George. Washington to be prescice. i'm a delinquent or so i've been told. I was thrown in prison for something that may or may not have been true and it's fucked up my entire life.

I slammed my hand down on my rooster that had been screaming in my face for the past hour "wake up bitch you are going to be late.". the rooster fell to the ground and convulsed. such a silly goose!! I threw my legs over the bed.

''twas indeed the first day of school and I just could not be late. it would ruin my reputation that I already was struggling to fix. I threw my blue bedazzled blazer on. the blue shiny gems sparkled and it gave me a rush of serotonin through my body.

I rushed to get my pants on. i almost left the room after getting fully dressed but then i felt a breeze blow atop my balding head. "god! gee willikers! oh fart. oh darn tooten. OH TALLYWANKERS. I AM SUCH A RAPSCALLIPN. A AM SUCH A LITTLE REBEL. i need my hat!" i grabbed my hat swiftly and then rushed out the door because as the time went on, the more the possibility i was going to be late.

I wanted to feel like a boss girl so i grabbed this device that this woman whom was a so called time traveler, (what ever that means...) gave me. her name was bonnard bennite. i think she was just on crack cocaine. i HATE crack whores. I played this delightful sound unlike any music that we have today in 1764. the name of the song was sweater weather gosh did it make me feel like the queen that i am

i grabbed my bag. plugged this long white tampon string typa thing into the jack of the device and put these buds on my hairy ear holes. oh boy was i jammin' out.

i went to my stable with all my horses, cows, donkeys, sex slaves, camels. yk, the ush! I found my favouritest horse that i like to call "Hannah Horsetanna" and i unleashed her from the post that she was bound to. i opened the gate, hopped on her fat ass and slapped it, then just like that...
we were off
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I pulled out the tampons from my ears with luscious locks growing from them. the tampons played a song that sings "mouth wide open, mouth wide open, mouth wide open like i was at the dentist." these musicians are so talented and have such a way with words.

I hopped off hannah just to see that every student in the school house was already there. "oh shoot! i'm late hannah. this is your fault fatass, you should lay off the carrots. they're making your bones girthy and meaty." i scoff as i walk into the class room. i walk up to the board to introduce myself as "Mr. Washington" i write my name on the board. Almost every student gasped. but him. he didn't. "Any questions?" a child raised his hands, his voice made me want to end it all. it was like sombody biting on a fork right into your ear. not pleasant. he spoke "Didn't you go to jail for murdering a child?" i chuckle. who the fart does this kid think he is?

I reach behind the desk to grab something. A GUN. i cock it and then shoot the annoying lardbucket in the nose. another student, a girl this time, makes a remark. "Oh he dead dead..." whilst chewing on her potato crisps. he didn't laugh at her remarks though he didn't even move a muscle. god this kid was sexy. how could i resist him? his name on his desk read Alexander Hamilton

3 hours later (school over or whateva)

alex stayed behind. i guess he needed help. i did give all my students an assignment on figuring out how many anuses my great grandmother had. which was too. too many. he put his foot up on my desk. he had these fish net stockings on and his leg was as clean as a baby's butt. he had these to die for stiletto pumps on and he looked S E X Y. i ran my finger down his leg. i never really liked children but he, wasn't a child. he had the mental capacity of one but he was indeed 17. i'm no pedophile..."what seems to be the problem sir hamilton?" i spoke in a soft voice.
hamilton replied by whippping his fat and lengthy cock out. "My cock isn't in your mouth zaddy." i gasped. his member was right in front of me.

i looked him up and down and i threw my hat off. "no need for this anymore" alex slid all my items off my desk and bent me over. UGH. he pulled my pants down and held my hair as he shoved his rock hard garlonious into my tight asshole. "ow fuck, you forgot to shave or sm? this hole is rlly prickly.." um, scuse me? i shave that baby every night so if it's a little prickly i'm sorry?? i moaned as he stretched my ass hole out. i felt warmth fill me up and he slapped his balls against my ass cheeks. he gradually became more aggressive and he grunted and moaned "YASSSS" he pulled out and released his sticky warm yummy scrumptious tasteful bon appitet worthy squirtle all over my back. i heard hooves approaching

"oh gosh hannah!!" you weren't supposed to see this!" hannah neighs as she slowly walks up to me. she raisers a hoove and presses it against my lip and slide it down my chin in a "shhhh" motion. she spread her horse legs and revealed this ugly ass mouldy ass, looking like poultry pulled pork ass meat ass bicth ass vagina. "ew..." alex remarked "i'll just eat your ass washington. you can handle whatever that is. alex starts to lick my booty hole and shoved his tounge in there. he does circular motions which is SO HOT and my ass hole puckers at the feeling of his warm wet slimy tounge skimming all over it. i reluctantly lick hannah's cooch

tbh it smelt like berries which was pleasant. i liked her coochie and did the same as alex was doing to my anus. hannah took her long leg and put her hoove onto alex's ass as we were like a train at that point. she push and my head went into her open vagina. OH GOD. THIS IS IT. ILL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ONE. she lets go and me and alex get breather. we go back in as she thrusts our heads in and out basically using us as a human horse dildo. we slide in and out of her. the horses pussy walls tighten and though me and my boo thang tried our hardest to not touch the walls and keep our distance. they slammed into our faces. they were bumpy and wet. she pulsated and then came.

i fell onto alex and we both immediately started crying as we held each other. hannah still squirting all over us.