So I told you my name and both of my sister's names. We're triplets and well my father (the devil) killed my mother the day I and my sisters were born then he took my sisters and left for hell. Then I was taken by God and I was raised by him. You might think that doesn't sound true but it is. All the rumors you heard about me are true, I have played every angel in Heaven. Some may say I'm a player. Well, they are not wrong. Believe me, when I say no one in Heaven is a virgin anymore. There used to be a beautiful angel here but I fucked her and well she got kicked out of heaven because I fucked her well I take that back she became a guardian angel for girls that get raped. That's because God (who is my dad since he raised me as his own) found out what happened and he blamed her sounds like I've been a bad angel. Well, you're not wrong. Everyone but me gets blamed. Everyone says he's (I'm) all lust they are not wrong.
