My Balls

The Competition.

My balls are massive. They're not the largest in the world but they are bigger than anyone else's you've ever seen. If you make a fist, that's probably about the size of the average guys combined pair. But that fist you're holding up right now is almost certainly not even as big as one of my balls. 

Unfortunately my dick is not proportionate to my balls, because that would be quite something. It's not small though. I know it's above average at about six and a half inches when erect. but it always looks small dangling over the top of my grapefruit sized balls. They just hang between my legs heavy and pendulous in my stretched out sack.

They are a quite a hassle too, causing all sorts of issues for me. I always have to buy larger baggy fits of pants because they simply will not fit in anything regular. They're a bigger target too so get hit much more readily, which is really not fun.

There are also less obvious issues. When I come I can almost fill a whole cup. The sheer volume can put some women off. Although I have encountered a couple of women who really get off on it. They're rare and it's kind of a fetish with some of them. But mostly they don't love the flood of fluid that pours out of them. 

Not to mention that it's a real pain in the ass when you wank. There's always so much to clean up afterwards. Sometimes I even have to shower real quick if I hit myself in the face or something. Although after the first fifty or so times you tend to remember to keep the other hand over it to protect your eyes.

A less obvious issue has happened to me on a surprisingly frequent number of occasions. Some women will check out my junk and seeing the bulge assume that it's my cock. This becomes a problem for some of them when they're expecting something huge and it's not my pole.

These size queens can get quite hostile. I've had a couple walk out on me. I've had one girl get really angry and nearly violent. Most of them will still fuck but they can be a bit dismissive afterwards. I had one girl come on me, then with my cock still in her tell me that it's a one time thing, she'd thought I was bigger. Then she got up and left me there without finishing.

There's also girls who are grossed out by the big balls. Those might be the toughest to take. It's not like any balls are attractive, but the size does put some people off. 

These days I tell a girl fairly early on that they are large, just to get it out of the way. You don't want to spend half a night talking to a woman only to have her run when she sees them.

This practise has led to some fairly interesting conversations however. And I will say that I've shown my genitals to a lot more women than is normal. Somehow the conversation manages to get there about half of the time.

It was one of these conversations which led me to learn about the competition. I'd told her about my balls so she would not be put off. She was cute and I was honestly hoping to both get to know her better and fuck. This girl was one of the rare ones who found the idea titillating.

She wanted to see them so we went to the ladies. I lowered my jeans and hauled my balls out and she was amazed. She crouched before me and gently fondled them. I thought we'd go right back to the table, but she was captivated by them. Her mouth was on my cock instantly. 

I was really surprised by this unexpected development. She got me hard right away. She worked my head for a few moments before standing up and backing into me. She lifted her skirt, pulled her panties aside, and slipped me in with the practised art of a professional.

She pushed hard back onto me knocking me down onto the seat. While she bounced on my cock I could feel her fondling my balls. For the next few minutes, she alternated between cupping my balls and teasing her clit. It seemed to work for her, and she got herself off really quickly.