Swapped Lives!? (PDH and Naruto crossover fanfic)

Chapter 1: The Beginning

It was an ordinary, sunny day. As the soft wind made the trees prance in joy, however, the grumpy Zane Ro'Meave was not in such fantastic mood this morning. His older, nuisance of a brother, Garroth pulled a prank on him with his younger, half-brother, Vylad. The raven-haired boy was soaking wet in his pajamas. He had change his bedsheets and his pillows.

When Zianna heard of the cruel prank, she would have slapped both of them to heaven. However, their father, Garte, stopped her. As his reasoning was, "Let kids be kids, honey!" In Zane's opinion, that was a stupid reason.

If he were to ever lay a fingerprint on Garte's little angels, then Zane knew it was game over for him. As he dragged himself out of bed and put on his clothes for high school, he heard his mother call everybody to come down for breakfast.

"Okay, mommy!" Garroth childishly yelled from his room, as Zane heard two loud footsteps going downstairs.

"ZuZu!? Are you coming? You're going to miss breakfast if you don't!" Zianna coaxed Zane out of his room, just by word, 'food.' Racing down the stairs and into the kitchen, he forced himself to stop drooling.

"This looks delicious, mom!" Vylad complimented Zianna's mouthwatering breakfast.

As Zane sauntered up to get an egg, two bacon, and a small cup of orange juice; Garroth teased, "Zane don't eat too much now, or else you'll be fatter than a pig!" A snicker escaped both of Garroth's and Vylad's mouths, as the boy glared at them with his one working eye.

"Oh, no! His scary one eye, it's too much!" Vylad cried out, putting his hand on his forehead dramatically.

Zane knew that they were joking around, but the comments still hurt. It didn't make sense for Garroth to call him so called, 'fat', even though he probably weighed under 110 pounds. Nonetheless, Zane tried not to get the comments get into his head that much as he sat down and ate his breakfast.

Meanwhile in the Kakashi's Universe...

Loud huffs and small gasps for breathe were heard in the battle field, as three children, were sweating bullets. "Are you guys ready for another round!?" A blonde man called out to the children, smiling brightly.

"Are you serious Minato-Sensei!? You just got done kicking our butts!" A black-haired boy called out, as he placed his orange goggles on his forehead, which overlapped his ninja headband.

"Maybe we can catch our breaths, Minato-Sensei?" A brown-haired girl replied, as she smiled back at their sensei politely.

"N-Next time, we'll beat you Minato-Sensei, just watch!" the raven-haired boy called out, pointing at his sensei, as he collapsed to the ground, trying to catch his breathe.

"O-Obito!? Are you okay?" The girl questioned, her chocolate brown eyes encased with worry, but worried down as Obito raised a thumbs-up.

"Tch, idiot.." A white-haired boy, whose hair defied gravity, muttered under his breath.

A small chuckled escaped Minato's mouth, "Well, I'd like to see you try tomorrow then! Let's call it a day, as a treat for trying, come over to my house, and Kushina will give you best food you'll ever eat!" As the blue-eyed man blinked slowly, checking if his students okay, and vanished in an instant.

As the white-haired boy, caught his breath, he started walking away from the other two children.

"W-Wait, Kakashi! Where are you going?" the girl called, out as she healed Obito's injuries.

"To Minato-Sensei's and Kushina's place." Kakashi stated, as he trekked away, until they couldn't see the mysterious boy anymore.

"That idiot! He thinks he can just act all high and might!" Obito cried out, not caring if anybody, not even Kakashi heard him.

"Well, if I were in his shoes, then I would understand why he is acting this way..." The girl frowned, remembering old memories back in the ninja academy.

"I guess.. Well, ummm, thanks Rin for the help, but I gotta go!" Obito waved at Rin goodbye.

"Okay! See you soon, Obito!" the girl yelled, as she waved goodbye back, smiling.

A dark, red blush overcame Obito, luckily, Rin wasn't there to see it. It was embarrassing enough that he was an underling against Kakashi, but confessing his feelings to Rin Nohara, that's a different story! He felt his mouth water as thinking of Kushina's famous Miso Soup, but to make sure she doesn't get, or else you'll get hit by a frying pan!

Thinking about now, Obito was regretting to go to Kushina's and Minato-Sensei's place, but just to be nice, he was going there anyways.

Finally reaching to their house, he felt his skin pale, and new sweat dripping down his face. He heard a woman shouting, it had to be Kushina Uzumaki. He could already imagine the feisty, red-headed woman's hair floating angrily. He was scared to open the door, but forced himself to, preparing to be hit in the head with a frying pan, probably even worse, a scorching, sizzling hot frying pan...

This is going to be a long day, as Obito braced himself.