(This is a version that I made up so uhh yee)
Me: Lucina we can't tell Robin that your father was kidnapped
Lucina:*nods*
Robin: Hey guys have you seen Chrom I can't seem to find him
Me:*looks at Lucina nervous*
Lucina:*nods*
Me: Robin Aversa kidnapped Chrom
Robin:*has a dark shadow cover his eyes* Give me your phone Rose
Me: Uhh okay*scared but hands him my phone*
Robin:*takes it and calls Aversa* AVERSA! PICK UP THE F*CKING PHONE! YOU STUPID BISH! WHERE THE F*CK IS MY HUSBAND!?*eyes glow red and runs off*
Me:*scared* Oh boy
Aversa:*scared for her life* I'm in danger
Chrom:*nods*
Robin:*uses his magic and blows a giant hole in the wall* AVERSA!!!
Aversa:*shrieks*
Robin:*right eye twitches and runs at her and knocks her out* KIDNAP MY HUSBAND AGAIN I F*CKING DARE YOU!!!!
Chrom:*thinks* Remind me to never make my husband angry
Robin:*calms down and frees Chrom* You scared me
Chrom: Hehe sorry*kisses his cheek*
Robin:*blushes*
YOU ARE READING
Randomness book
RandomJust a book about random things I find or talk about. I probably won't pay attention to this book. Edit: Lol so you thought!
