It was valentines day, Teki and Taneeka were on a dinner date at an Applebee's. Taneeka looked up at the person who was holding a tray of water, as she let out a gasp.
"Tusa is that you!?" Taneeka asked, Tusa, looked over at her and leaned into her cheek, and kissed Taneeka on the cheek.
"Taneeka, baby. How are you doing?" Tusa asked, ignoring Teki as Tusa attempted to flirt with Taneeka. He was getting quite annoyed at Tusa, as she was trying to steal Taneeka away from him.
"I think we're ready to order." Teki interrupted them.
Tusa nodded "Wonderful, what may I get you both?"
"I'll have six double stuffed cheeseburgers, extra tomato. I want there to be the fattest slice of tomato in the burger. I want to barely be able to take a bite" Taneeka said, as her mouth watered at the thought of the burgers.
Tusa wrote this down, turning her head over to Teki. "What about you."
"I'll have a vegan burger, like one vegan burger."
"Twink" Tusa muttered out as she wrote down the order. "I'll be back!"
As Tusa walked away, Teki looked over at Taneeka with a glaring stare. Taneeka looked back at him with the same look, before she opened her mouth Teki interrupted her "What the fuck was that all about" He asked, upset at Taneeka
"What the fuck was what..." Asked taneeka.
"She kissed you on the cheek, damn it!" He folded his arms as he looked away in a pouty mood.
"T-Teki... We're just friends." Taneeka said, worried. "I would never cheat on you!"
"That's a lie and you know it!" Teki got up as he stormed to the back
Taneeka walked after Teki, her fat ankles dragging her down as she tried following him. Teki was already in the back.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KISS HER, YOU KNOW THAT PUSSY IS MINE YOU WHORE." Teki yelled at him. Tusa let out a sigh and she began her read.
"BITCH SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR 'put it in me, oni-chan~' ACTING ASS BITCH. LIKE GOD DAMN YOU CANT SAY A FUCK ASS THING TO ME WHEN YOU BE SINGING JEEPERS CREEPERS IN THE SHOWER WHEN YOU WASH YOUR BALLS. GOING 'im a pimp named slickback' LIKE NO BITCH YOUR A FUCKING SIMP NAMED BAREBACK STUPID WUBBLE BUBBLE LOOKIN BITCH, SILICONE AS FUCK LOOKIN BITCH. THAT'S WHY YOU CANT GET CREMATED CAUSE YOUR ASHES WILL BE SILICONE AS FUCK AND CHOKE THE FISHES OUT LIKE THAT COCK CHOKED TANEEKA OUT."
Teki began reading Tusa back, with a very similar read. Before Tusa grabbed Teki by the shirt and slammed him into the counter, slapping him on the face furiously. Teki grabbed Tusa's wig and yanked that shit off like it was a coupon in 2008. Tusa let out a yell.
"MY WIG, HE SNATCHED MY WIG-" She yelled out, Taneeka was still trying to get up the stairs as her fatass ankles were slowing her down.
"TEKI DONT-" Taneeka yelled out, she was out of breath from walking 45ft. But it was too late, Teki was on top of Tusa beating her ass like her father never could.
"POLICE, SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE" Tusa yelled out, as she tried to attack back with her stick legs. Teki was almost out of energy before he leaned in and kissed her, Taking Tusa by surprise.
Tusa Kissed him back, closing his eyes. She flipped him on top of him and began rubbing his nipples through Teki's shirt. Teki let out a soft moan as he broke the kiss.
"T-tusa~" He moaned out, looking over to the side to see Taneeka. She stomped her way over there, causing a 3.0 Magnitude earthquake for each step.
"TEKI HOW COULD YOU" Taneeka yelled out, Teki was crying at this point as he pushed Tusa off of him.
"TANEEKA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK-"
"WE'RE OVER" Taneeka yelled, as she took slow steps out of the kitchen. Her sandbags of ankles began to slow her down. She cried as she walked.
Teki shrugged, walking back over to Tusa crouching down. "are you alright, baby..." He asked.
"I'm fine, but can we not act like we're enemies in front of everyone anymore! I'm sick and tired of acting like we aren't dating. I want people to know our truth, our true story, our 100% real world" She expressed her feelings to him, he was taken back a bit as he hugged her.
"I'd be happier too... next fight night, alright? we'll announce next fight night." He kissed her forehead, as Tusa began to tear up and cry into his shoulder.
"Alright... I love you, my little kitten" Said Tusa, all teary and sad.
"I love you too... moddy daddy," Teki said back, cuddling into Tusa while in the kitchen with her.
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soren; Taneeka X Teki (LEMON NSFW)
FanfictionTHIS ENTIRE STORY IS SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY SHIP THESE TWO IT'S JUST FUNNY- anyways, Taneeka X Teki. Shit like that.. yeah...