It was 1983, up until the party Jeff's life had been pretty normal, his two moms Lala and Dipsy took care of his every need, his father (their vacuum) took him golfing every weekend. However, one day Michael Afton rung the teletubby house doorbell, it was an invitation, to the best party ever.
Jeff Bezos had to go.
He put on his best outfit, a powder blue suit and some leather shoes, he was only 5, but he knew he would be the most fashionable business man ever when he was older. The only issue was, he was bald.
He would sob every night as he went to sleep, stroking his shiny scalp, wishing he had been born with hair.
He had been bullied by every other kid at school, he was only 1'3 and everyone else was already 10'9. He was always a loner.
That's why he was hoping that the party would help him meet someone, someone who didn't care what he looked like, had the same dream of being a man of business and loved him.
Love was a foolish idea for someone as young as he. A foolish idea for anyone half as unattractive as he. But he'd see his three parents and wish he could have that.
He arrived at the party, it was a weird pizza place. The animatronics scaring most of the kids, especially this sobbing kid called Evan. He was so annoying.
He may have died later that day but that didn't matter. Because Jeff Bezos saw him.
Elon Musk, another 5 year old at the party, he had a gorgeous set of hair and the best suit Jeff Bezos had ever seen. But alas, Elon was way above his league, even then, he watched from afar until...
"Hi! I'm Elon! Why are you lonely?"
The God before him had noticed him. He was as red as a tomato from blushing. Stuttering back," I-I-I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm Jeff Bezos. Why are you speaking to me? I'm grotesque."
Elon sat down with him, he then said how everyone was beautiful on the inside. Jeff knew he had found his soulmate but then.
CRUNCH!
The stupid kid "Evan" got his head snapped, ambulances rushed the scene and Elon and Jeff were pulled apart. Never to be seen again.
Jeff Bezos would then pray and sob for years, asking Jesus to bring him back into his life.
It was a cruel fate that was bestowed upon him, a glimpse of his soulmate that was torn from his grasp not a moment later. It was poetic in a sense.
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Just A Business Meeting (Jeff Bezos X Elon Musk)
FanfictionI do not own any of the characters in this story. Except for Travis the Rat These are personas of the real people. I'm sorry for this Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk met when they were 5 years old in 1983 at Evan Afton's birthday. 47 years later, they meet...
