Opposites Attract, Apparently. *MAYBE PROBABLY DEAD*

Gayed Away.

Ant PoV:

“It- It's okay, Taylor. Seriously. I have a mini-fridge stocked with food, you can take whatever. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable here.” Sparklez said. It was silent, other than the soft music of the pause screen in Portal.

I smiled, realizing he had called me by my first name. I lied on the bed, which was surprisingly comfortable. And it smelled pretty good. Wait, was that weird? I turned around to face Jordan.

“We're on a real name basis now?” I smiled.

“If we are, so be it.” Jordan smiled. I bit my lip and smiled.

He handed me my controller, and we continued playing Portal.

“YOU DID FUCK WHAT??!! HOLY SHIT, ANT!”

“It- It wasn't a date, Sky. We just chilled and played Portal.”

“It was totally a fucking date, Ant! When is the wedding? What color tie should I wear?”

“Light purple or lavender, and, fuck off, Sky. It wasn't a date.”

“Should I add Sparklez to the call? He would settle this bet we have.”

I glared at the screen, threatening to close Skype, and tried to play it cool.

“Sure, whatever.”

“I hope he picks up.” Sky added Sparklez.

And suddenly, his face showed up in the call.

“Sparklez, settle a bet for me! Did you and Ant go on a date, or nah?” Sky exclaimed into his mic. I sucked in a breath and hoped Sparklez wouldn't embarrass me.

“Yeah. It was pretty fun, actually.”

“Ha! I knew it!”

God. Damn. It.

“I am going to fight both of you.” I growled.

“Baaaaabe! You didn't enjoy our date?” Sparklez whined, in a playful, sarcastic tone.

“'Babe'?! Holy FUCK- LOX AND BROTATO BOTH OWE ME TWENTY!”

“Shut up, Sky! And as for you Sparklez- I'll get my ass down to North Plains in 3 seconds flat and friggin'-”

“What, Ant? What will you do to me? Tie me down, teach me a lesson?” Sparklez cut me off. “Kiss me, even?” He looked cocky as hell, even with the crappy web-cam quality.

“I-I-I...” How do you even respond to that?! Sky muted his mic, I could tell. He usually had soft microphone feedback. In the odd silence, I could tell he was muted. I gained some weird confidence in the silence. But weirdest of all, was my respond.

“Well, it depends, Sparklez. Are you a submissive?” I leered at the mediocre web cam, and I knew that Sparklez knew I was looking directly at him. Damn, this was getting gayer than I thought.

“Not exactly, but I'd let you do whatever you want to me-”

“U-Uhm, I- I think. Ah, Jerome asked me to do something for him so- I'm just. Gonna go. Have fun with your gay, see ya guys tomorrow-” Sky stuttered, and I sort of felt bad that I could see he was uncomfortable. He left the call, and I looked guilty as I looked back at Sparklez. He looked a bit embarrassed too. After a bit of silence, Sparklez spoke up.

“We were literally so gay, we embarrassed him away.” Sparklez laughed. At first it was a small chuckle, and slowly got to hysterical. I laughed with him. It was kinda funny.

Ok, it was hilarious. “I- I cannot believe we literally fucking gayed him away! Oh my god, he can probably hear me laughing, he literally lives across from me!” I cried, laughter slowly fading a bit.

“Oh my god, I'll literally buy you a case of Monsters if you walk over there and ask him if our gay scared him away. Ant. Do it.” Sparklez had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.

“N-no dude, come on, I think I've fucked with him enough-”

“A case of Monster and a twenty dollar bill.”

I stood up and said “Be right back.” I cannot believe I am doing this.

“Oh my god! Do it!” I heard Sparklez laugh. I shifted the crappy webcam so that Sparklez could see through my door. I shuffled over to my door and opened it. I looked around the hall, and it was bare. I grinned and I knocked on Sky's door.

“Hello- ?” Sky asked innocently as he opened the door. “Oh god.”

I held the door open. “Okay okay, one question.” I wheezed from laughter.

Sky groaned. “Yes?”

“Did we gay you away?” I covered my mouth with my hand in an attempt to not laugh. I failed.

Sky started laughing, and he slumped against his doorframe. '”I am literally about to fucking hit you!” He laughed and chased me into my room. I shrieked in laughter and ran inside my room. I could hear Sparklez yelling, as I had switched the audio from headphones to speaker.

“Yo Sky, watch the face, it's too pretty to be damaged.!” Sparklez laughed.

“Yeah Sparklez, I'm sure!” Sky laughed, bopping me on the top of the head and sitting down on my bed. “Hey nerdboy, get your ass over here, we gon' chill.” Sky said to Sparklez over Skype.

“Aight. Be there in a sec!”

THIS IS SO GOD DAMN SHORT HOLY FUCK. im so sorry for not uploading sooner, but theres been some procrastination and mental health stuff. also: SwiftViper follows me. my senpai has followed me on wattpad. so, @swiftie hello senpai,. make sure to vote, follow, and comment ideas for future chapters!!!!! love you guys!!!!!!!!