Out of the Frying Pan & Into the FireThe Hobbit fan fic

Trolls!

I have to say first I don't own right to the hobbit or the characters. Secondly this isn't a fan fiction but a true story it really happened if you don't believe me just read this story you'll believe me ;)

Me and my sister Allyssa rein act scenes from The Hobbit normally it's scenes from LOTR but The Hobbits what's new.

I'm Fili and she's Kili, I let her barrow my bow and arrows.

After an hour Allyssa says "Kristen I'm tired of playing this I want to go home."

"Why we're just about to go to Beorns house." I say swinging my plastic sword enthusiastically.

"Fine you stay here I'm leaving." She walks off in the direction of the house.

I stop swinging my sword and walk through the woods awhile until I get to the creek. It's the beginning of spring but it's unusually hot out. I take off my shoes pull up my pants legs, hey it no fun walking through the woods in short, anyway I stick my bare feet in the cool water when there's a sudden gust of air.

I shield my face with my arm until the gust is gone. When I look I see what looks like an anomaly from Primeval.

In amazement I walk up to it. I don't dare touch it thinking it'll suck me in. I walk around it I get my iPhone out to take a picture of it when my phone gets jerked out of my hands and is sucked into the anomaly.

"Oh no you don't!" I just got that phone and my mom will kill me if I lost it.

I take a deep breath, drop my plastic sword, and walk through.

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When I get to the other side of the anomaly it's dark and I'm in a part of the woods I've never been to.

I began to walk eyes to the ground searching for my phone. "Ha! Found you." I bend down and pick it up. I slip it in my pocket. I notice a fire in the corner of my eye.

My curiosity get the better of me and I walk quietly towards it. I stop dead in my tracks as I see Three giant trolls.

They having an argument "Mutton yesterday mutton today and blimey if it looks like mutton tomorrow!" Says one.

"Shut yer mouth!" Says another.

"Holy crap these are the trolls from The Hobbit!" I think to myself getting all giddy.

I notice movement in the distance behind them near the poor frightened ponies.

"Eeek it's Bilbo the Bilbo." Think to myself excitedly.

I creep from my hiding place to get a closer look. When I step on a twig.

"Ay what was that?"

I duck to hide but it's no use I've been seen. One of the trolls grabs me and hold me up side down.

"What is it Burt?" Asks one "it looks ugly."

"Look who's talking." I retort.

"Can we eat?"

"Well we'll gonna find out." Growls the one, Burt, holding me.

"Ah that's not a good idea." I say quickly.

"Why? Is there more of you out there sneakin' 'round?" Asks Burt. I look and notice Bilbo missing.

"Oh crap." I think to myself.

"No it's only me sadly not enough to fill you three up sorry."

Just then and ambush of thirteen dwarves and a Hobbit rush out of the forest. I get dropped and hit my head.

"Ouch!" I cry out. Suddenly the fighting stops and I see the trolls holding Bilbo by his arms and legs.

Great I know what happens next.

"Oh come on really! Why do I have to be tied to the spick!" I shout as I'm tied near Bofur how looking at me looking quiet confused. "What?!" I shout at him angry and hot.

I can hear a lot of commotion from the dwarves and the trolls.

I look and see Bilbo standing in his sack. I listen "I'm telling you the secret the secret is......to....skin them first!"

All the dwarves yell in protest and I can't help but laugh. Again Bofur looks at me confused. I give him a big grin.

Then we both look as Bilbo yells again. "No no don't eat that one he has....worms in his tubes."

"What eew!" Shouts a troll dropping Bomber.

"In fact they all have worms."

"What we don't have parasites."

I laugh as Kili shouts I have the biggest parasites, once they get the idea of what bilbo was doing.

Suddenly it gets bright as dawn lightens up the troll camp.

After a few minuets were cut from the spick. All the dwarves look at me questionably. "Who are you?" Questions Thorin as he glares at me.

I stare dumbly at him. "Are you a spy?" He asks taking a threatening step towards me.

"No I'm not a spy!" I say a little offended.

"Then who are you?"

"My names Kristen and why are you so moody?"

I hear a snicker from Kili. "Then you won't mind if we search you?"

"You won't find anything I have now weapons, holy crap what's that!" I point horrified in the opposite direction, they all look in the direction I'm pointing and I run.

I run as fast as I can trying to find the anomaly but it's gone. I hear a wolf howl.

"Oh come on!" I yell as a warg runs down a hill. I pick up a large rock and chuck it at its head. It lets out a yelp then growls at me.

I turn and run back to the dwarves with there weapons raised. "Stop!" Thorin order.

"Nope don't think I will." I run past I hear them fight.

After a while I run out of the woods and onto what looks like moor land.

I'm out of breath and feel dizzy my head is killing me. I see a giant rock. I run over to it to hide but fall down a hole and finally I get nocked out.

When I wake up I hear shouts then a dwarf fall through and Bofur gets slammed into me.

"Oof!" I grunt.

"Ooh hey it's you again!"

I give him a quick smile and get up to run but he grabs my quiver that's empty of its arrows, and stops me.

"Nope yar stayin' right here." My heart quickens as I see one of my favorite dwarves from the movie speak to me.

"Okay." A say enthusiastically.

"Yar strange girl." He says eyeing me.

The rest come down the hole quickly. Thorin looks at me "You again!"

"Yeah it's me who else would it be."

He glares at me "are you a spy for the elves?"

"Will you stop accusing me of being a spy! I'm not I'm just...lost."

"Well you have the look of an elf to you." He growls looking at my small face and elfish looking features, normally I play Legolas but allyssa has the blonde hair, anyway Thorin eyes me suspiciously.

"Hey the tunnel goes on should we follow." Dwalin interrupts.

"Follow of course" Bofur runs ahead. They leave me behind all except Gandalf.

He's taller than me so I look up at him. "Hey." I say with a happy smile.

"Are you coming?" He asks kindly.

I follow him and the rest of the company.