Out of the Frying Pan & Into the FireThe Hobbit fan fic

Deep in the Misty Mountains

"Ahhhhh!" I scream as I get thumped an banged then I land on a soft yet hard pile of dwarves. "Ow," I mumble. "We'll that could have been worse." I breathe

"Haha." Bofur laughs.

Then his brother bomber fall on me. It nocks gthe wind out of me and I can't catch my breath.

"Goblins!" I hear Dwalin yell.

By the time Bombur gets off of me I pass out.

I hear yelling and weird noises. I open my eyes and find my self between Ori and Kili.

"Ori?" I ask gasping.

"Shhh. Don't talk." He sound terrified.

I look forward and see the Goblin king. He's singing "bone crusher, bone breaker."

"Oh the guys ugly!" I yelp, there's also an awful smell like rotten meat.

"We'll make you talk start with her first!" He points to me. I back up past Ori and Kili when Thorin steps protectively in front of me.

"Stop!" He yells.

"Oh ya want to talk now do you! Thorin Oakenshild I know someone who pay a pretty price for your head. Not dead just the head. A white Orc riding on a white warg." The goblin King studies at Thorin who glares at him.

"Azogs dead he died from the wounds I gave him."

"Is he now?"

"Thorin don't do anything stupid." I take hold of Thorin shoulder. "The company needs you don't get your self killed."

He glares at The Goblin King then to me. I gently shake my head 'no'. He obediently nods defeated.

I nudge his large arm. And point to the goblin messing with the weapons. "If that goblin finds Orcrist there going to be furious."

My hand still on his arm I feel his muscles tense. Seconds later the goblins panic and get angry.

"Ah it's the Goblin biter. Kill them kill them all."

I try to grab my blade when I remember Gandalf. I quickly cover my eyes when the blast of light happens.

A force nocks me on my back side. Is lowly stand as Gandalf yells for everyone to fight.

I quickly stand and pick up my blade. And give it a swing. "Come on goblins gets some!"

One goblin comes for me. My bravado leaves me. I keep my sword raised but take a step back I bump into Bofur's back. Then I see the the goblin fly in the other direction.

I turn and see Bofur faceing me. "Yar right lass." He asks putting a hand on my shoulder. I nod blankly.

"Come on." He grabs my hand and we run.

A goblin goes for Bofur I swing my sword and cut the goblins head clean off.

Bofur gives me a nod of thinks.

I help hold the ladder as we shove goblins off the cliff. We cross a bridge and the goblin king jumps in front of us. Bofur steps in front of me protectively.

"You can't stop me."

Gandalf cuts the goblin king and he just laughs.

I quickly slip past Bofur he tries to grab me but i shrug him off. The goblin king looks down at me I look up at him and say "Man your one ugly son of a bitch." and slice.

"Whelp that'll do it." Be fore he falls i name my sword. "Ha feel my blade Goblins Bitch!" I shout as he falls as he falls so does our bridge.

I look around at everyone screaming. Me and Bofur are the only ones smiling.

We crash I fall off the platform thank god I think to myself.

Bofur looks at me with a wicked grin "we'll that could have been worse."

I flinch as the goblin king falls on top of everyone.

"Ow you've got to be joking !" Shouts Dwalin.

"Stop laying around and run we've got company!" I shout at them. Gandalf nods at me approvingly.

We run down a tunnel I stop dead I know this part I felt terrible for bilbo when he seen the company leave.

Nobody notices me staying behind. I walk passed a crevice. I get excited as I hear a small sob.

Gollum.

I do my best Gollum impersonation.

"Smegal? why dose he cry Smegal?" I ask

"What? Who's that another filthy hobbits'? Gollum."

"Smegal don't cry." I say feeling sad for Smegal not Gollum.

"What is it Gollum?"

"I'm your biggest fan."

He peeks out and looks at me I smile. His pupils are large.

"Hi Smegal." I feel something brush past me. "Hurry run."

His pupils get small and he hisses at me. "Damn Gollum," I say I my normal voice as I run. "You need to brush you nine teeth."

I feel a small invisible hand grab me. I stop and see Bilbo slip off the ring.

"Why did you do that?" He ask.

"You needed help."

"How did you know?"

"I ah....have sixth since about these things." I shrug come on the companies waiting."

"No there not they probably don't notice I'm gone."

"That's why your going to sneak up on them like a real burglar. Pop out and yell boo! It'll really scare the pants off them."

I lean in real close to him and whisper. "I bet Thorin will be real scared and impressed and if not," I shrug "he'll know you outsmarted him"

He smiles at me. I bend down. "Don't care what Thorin say I like you Bofur likes you and so does everyone else."

He stands up straight "you know what? Your right who cares what Thorin thinks."

I give Bilbo a hug and kiss his cheek. I pull away from him and smile as he blushes.

Come on before something else bad happens that we have to save them from.'