Full Of My Love To You | LK Adaption

Chapter 23: Cute relatives

    Jungkook's cousin was a student at Peking University. Apparently, ever since middle school, he's been a very amazing person. Then, when I saw this cousin for the first time, he said to me, "Little sister, do you have any girls to introduce me to?" Afterwards, I asked Jungkook, "Your cousin is really talented, how come he still hasn't found a girl yet?"

Jungkook said, "He lacks morals."

"......"

Later, after I became closer to his cousin, he came to our house to play.

I heard him say to Jungkook, "If you're my brother then help me out. I only want you to help me go look at the person is all, I'm not asking you to overstep the boundaries."

Jungkook: "I told you that I have no time."

"It's your wife who wants you to come with me."

"My wife? Why didn't you say so earlier! Let's go."

"......"

After they came back, Jungkook was still outside parking the car. The cousin who had come up first said to me, "Little sister ah, I'm sorry. I used your name to get your husband to drive the car, treat us to the meal and even buy some fruit as a gift for that girl......In the end, that girl fell for your husband!"

I was speechless, "And then?"

Cousin: "Of course I couldn't let that kind of thing happen ah, so I determinedly sacrificed myself and said that your husband and I were a couple."

I was completely speechless.

At this time, Jungkook came up and as soon as he came in the door, he started shouting, "Xu Que De*, you ruined my name, I'm going to castrate you!"
*[Que de= lack of morals, not his actual name]

Then I watched as that outstanding student ran up and down the house begging for mercy.

I went out with Jungkook and his cousin from Peking University to buy things for the Spring Festival.

Jungkook was driving but the traffic was really bad so the cousin shouted the entire way, "Overtake that car! Quickly, the red light is going to come up, drift past it!"

Jungkook said to me gratified, "Look, can you see how civilized I am compared to him?"

Cousin: "What civilized, your speed makes me too speechless. On the way back, I'll drive."

Jungkook: "I have no objections but you have to ask my wife."

Me: "I also have no objections but I'm letting you know beforehand that if we get any speeding tickets, you have to deal with it yourself."

The outstanding student: "No problem!"

On the way back, his cousin drove. Through the entire way, Jungkook said: "Overpass that car! Quickly, the red light is going to come up, drift past it!"

Indeed,it's 'easier said than done' for these two.

Jungkook's cousin from Peking University's sister's son had just turned four. He really likes Jungkook......'s phone. Because he has a lot of games on his phone, when it was the holidays, the cousin from Peking would leave the little boy at our house then go out to play himself.

At lunchtime, Jungkook and I took the little boy out to eat. In the restaurant filled with people, the little boy pulled at Jungkook's pants and loudly shouted, "Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, I wanna play your little bird*, where is it!"

*[Little bird is a kiddie term for p*nis.]

The entire restaurant became quiet.

Jungkook had black lines down his forehead as he pulled out his phone. (=_=|||) Then, he earnestly said, "You really like to play 'Angry Birds' on uncle's phone right? I'll let you play it now!"