It was an ordinary friday night in Conway, Arkansas, around 11 pm, and Penelope Tuffehn was horny. They were a 37 year old man looking for love, but had no luck finding a s/o. Because of that, they were often scrolling through reddit and other shit apps like that. A couple months ago, he came across a dating group on facebook for pre-teens and shit. They decided to join it, and a few hours later found an underage (Under 18, the age of CONSENT) girl, named "Elora", and begun chatting away with her.
"Elora" was a 13 year old 8th grade student, and lived in Joliet, Illinois, with her parents. Penelope felt exicted talking to her. They felt as if they could tell them everything.
When Penelope started talking about meeting "Elora", she seemed exicted and full of joy. Penelope would have to drive over 9 hours just to meet her, or thats what "Elora" thought. Penelope has talked about doing bad things with the underage girl, and wanted more than just a simple friendship. But "Elora" didn't seem too phased by it.
When it came time to drive down to Illinois, they were prepared for anything.
**Present**
Penelope thought to themselve halfway through the 9 hours, "Am I really ready to do this? I am having second thoughts. i dont think i should do this, but ill just enter the house and "talk" her out of it bc im a dumbass predator LMAO"
When they arrived at the address the girl sent them, he exited his white van with no windows, and walked up to the front door.
ELORA: Come on in! I was making you some tea and i spilled some on my shirt, so you can come in and take a seat at the table while i change real quick!
Penelope did as they were told, and walked inside and took a seat. (LMAOOO)
Moments later, Chris Hansen walked out from the abyss that was the blocked doorways from the kitchen were Penelope was sitting. When he did, Penelope instantly fell for him, hard.
CHRIS: Hello sir, how are you?
PENELOPE: *blushes* i-i-im okay i suppose, how a-a-a-about you?
CHRIS: I'm alright, thank you. what brings you here today? And please keep your hands out of your pockets.
PENELOPE: Oh, y-yeah, I'm sorry! I came h-here today just to h-hang out..
JOHN CENA: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
CHRIS: That's not what the chat log says, *reads messages sent from him* (i dont feel comfortable writing sexual shit between a fictional adult man and fictionalunderage person, thats just fucked up. /gen) Did you bring condoms?
PENELOPE: Sir i-i-i y-yes i did i'm sorry... i was in love with you *sighs dreamly* *blushing harder*
CHRIS: I'm not- nevermind. i think you should leave now, please.
PENELOPE: W-wait! No! please i dont want to leave you!
**Police officers bust in as Chris backs away to make way for them**
POLICE OFFCIER 1: sToP uR undEr ArResT
PEENLOPE: No wait! i can't go! Not yet!! I need to feel Chris! The only reason i did all this was for chris!! Please dont leave me!!
*Chris stops, turns around, and walks towards Penelope. He even violates his personal space.*
*Penelope looks away in embarassment while blushing even harder.*
Chris orders the police officers to take the handcuffs off of Penelope.
CHRIS: *whispering in their ear* meet me here later tonight SEXIE ;)
pENIS (PENELOPE): Y-Y-YES SIR..... *BLUSHING LIKE A ASSHOLE*
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TO CATCH A LOVER (TCaP LOVE STORY)
Teen Fiction*DISCLAIMER* if you couldnt tell by the studdering, mispelled words and shit, this is satire All entidies in this fanfiction are fictional, EXECEPT for Chris Hansen I will NEVER use an actual predator used from that show or any other person like th...