obama weeps silently and throws everything around. he smashes stuff until theres nothing left except his own body.
he screams "UR A DICK HARRY I HOPE U AND DORA DIE"
he goes back to the white house and finds out katniss everdeen has taken over america. he joins her revolution and kills mercilessly.
he becomes snow whites hunter and kills her and her prince bc hes salty. he also doesnt believe in true love anymore. he's brocken. he listens to billie eilish and xxxtentacion daily on his spotify premium. until one day he meets chris hemsworth and tjinks to himself 'hot guy alert'
he goes up to chris hemsworth and asks him how he is.
chris: *in his deep voice* "im good and you?"
obama: *twirls his few strands of hair from his bald head* "better now that i've seen you, you hunky piece of meat"
chris: "woah chill my guy"
obama pouts and cries
"IM SORRY I LOVED HARRY BUT HE RAN AWAY WITH DORA"
chris furrows his eyebrows and pats obama on the back.
"dude i totally understand you my wife ran away with Anna too"
authors notes: get it bc his wife's name is Elsa
