Holo. Okay so it's story time muther ducks. (: ENJOY YOUR SELF.
(Not actually true)
That lovely weekend day was a great day for the zoo. I was overly excited about wearing my new crocs. NO SOCKS BABAY. At the park I was just enjoying my self looking at everything and watching the hippos roam around and rolling.
Then my little ol' stomach began to growl. " NOT NOW!" I yelled at my self. Then I gave in making a jog for the food market.I eat then walk over the Ostrich pin. I watched as the bird gracefully made it's way over to me and my pretzel. We stared straight at each other for a minute.
then the bird LEAPED over the fence and on top of me. It slowly started yo peck at my pretzel. That is when I pulled out my pocket light saber and hit the button.WACHINGGG . I knocked the feathers off that thing. The bird started to screech and saw little tiny bird form around my feet. One by one they repeatedly dig in my feet through the holes of my crocks.
I look around at all the pedestrians laughing at me and taking pictures. Moral of the story never go to the zoo wearing crocks.
