Just a bunch of kids doing chaotic things [Cookie Run chatfic]

STOP POSTING ABOUT FNAF

Wafflebot Guardian is online

Wafflebot Guardian: Y'ALL HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE TWITTER ACCOUNT THAT KEEPS ON SLANDERING ME LIKE OMFG THEY DON'T FUCKING HOLD BACK WTFFFF

McDonalds hairline is online

McDonalds hairline: To be honest you deserve it

Wafflebot Guardian: Shut the fuck up Ariel kinnie

McDonalds Hairline: Aw did you call me cute then?!?!

Wafflebot Guardian: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP SHARKY

McDonalds hairline: I'm just saying that Ariel is actually pretty so that means you called me cute!
McDonalds hairline: Thank you!

Wafflebot Guardian: At least I can speak on land
Wafflebot Guardian: I can't see you doing that anytime soon

McDonalds hairline: Oh well pretty much all the fandom likes me for that reason so that's fine with me!

Wafflebot Guardian: I don't hear cookies saying pet baby to me!

McDonalds hairline: That's the only downside...

Litwick but cookie is online

Litwick but cookie: I SWEAR EVERYTIME I CHECK THIS CHAT YOU TWO ARE ALWAYS BEEFING WITH EACH OTHER
Litwick but cookie: Y'all someone could write a fanfic with you two...

Wafflebot Guardian: NO

McDonalds hairline: NOPE

Litwick but cookie: OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MY FAVOURITE CREPE HATEPAGE POSTED!!!!
Litwick but cookie: Their latest post says that Crepe hates crows?
Litwick but cookie: OMG I HATE CROWS TOO CAN WE BE FRIENDS NOW?!?!?

Wafflebot Guardian: I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO ALSO HATES CROWS!!!!
Wafflebot Guardian: SO FUCK YES
Wafflebot Guardian: but we're just acquaintances

Litwick but cookie: Fine with me

Wafflebot Guardian: Snowy solos y'all so they're my only friend

Snowy is online

Snowy: Awwww tysm! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)

Wafflebot Guardian: You're welcome

Moody reindeer is online

Moody reindeer: The only friend you'll ever have because nobody fucking likes you

Snowy: Wait have I got bad taste or something?

Moody reindeer: Yes Snow Sugar you have

Snowy: Oh well that doesn't mean I'm going to stop liking them!

Wafflebot Guardian: Man fuck you Tiramisu
Wafflebot Guardian: I'm not too bothered by your comment though because I could easily say the same thing about you
Wafflebot Guardian: YOU TOO @Clown mf

Clown mf is online

Clown mf: You're acting like I'm offended by that...

Wafflebot Guardian: You always look like your on the verge of tears

Clown mf: That's because I'm on the verge of punching you in the fucking face bitch

Moody reindeer: Honestly that'd be deserved

Wafflebot Guardian: I'D LITERALLY CRUSH YOU EASILY WITH MY WAFFLEBOTS
Wafflebot Guardian: Also I can't believe you'd say that to someone who's nonbinary wowwww you're transphobic?!?!?

Clown mf: That's the only thing stopping me...

Island boy is online

Island boy: Ngl y'all are extremely harsh to Crepe...