Shower Thoughts

Jokes

This is my step ladder 🪜... I never knew my real ladder.

I went to the ear doctor the other day- he said I'm going deaf. It was really hard to hear.

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down. 🕡

What do you call someone with no body, and no nose? Nobody knows

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bi-son

What do you call a fish with no eye. Fsh.

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof, I was shocked.

I got fired from the keyboard factory the other day. I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

I have 2 unwritten rules . 1:_________ 2:________

If you drive a Subaru backwards what are you? u-r-a-buS

Did you know there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the air? Well I mean it is kind of plane to sea.

I wonder what kind of doctors dr.pepper was? A fizz-ician

I love telling dad jokes, because he laughed at everything I say.

R2d2 us the most obscene character in the Star wars movies. They bleep out everything he says.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bay-gulls

How does a train hear another train coming? With it's engin-ears

I thought my shirts where shrinking from the dryer. It turns out it was a refrigerator all along.

When you die what is the last part of you to die? Your pupils. Because they die-late

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? It's ok he woke up.

I never believed in my chiropractor. Now I stand corrected.

My friend said I had so sense of direction. So I packed all my bags and right.

I'm friends with all the letters in the alphabet. I just don't know 'Y'

Cc: are you one of the ones that think the world is flat? Bb: well it's 70% water and non-carbonated.

Why do you measure a snake in inches? They don't have feet.

Why did the bullet loose his job? He got fired

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