not a source memory.
we were having a date thing with a system who we kinda have a bond with. yes, this is in real life.
by bond, i mean we have a lot of fictives with relationships with one another.
so, it started with me (beau) and tommy on a date. then one with wilbur and simpa. then dream and george. and then their host and drista were going to have a platonic date.
i still have the itinerary or check list thing that their host and karl made for all of us...
Sleepover Itinerary
Tommy and Beau date -- 2 hours and 3 seconds
Yell CHECK
Swear CHECK
Um CHECK
Stop CHECK
Okay CHECK
Kiss CHECK
I don't know, that's it CHECK
VIDEO GAMES CHECK
Argue CHECK
Snuggle CHECK
Wilbur and Simpa date -- 2 hours
Mmm hi mmmm mmm <3 CHECK
tUH sMOOtHieS! CHECK
What do people do on dates? CHECK
Make out
Go skiing CHECK
Hand holding CHECK
YLYL CHECK
Snuggle CHECK
George and Dream date -- 2 hours
Kiss
Minecraft Manhunt IRL
Minecwaft
Hold hands
Be gay
Make eye contact
Hold elbows
Snuggle
Sit on pride flag
Be gay.
Speedrun document entitled: "things to do because yolo"
[Host name] and Drista (PALTONIC) -- rest of the night pog
Fist fight CHECK
Among us
Minecraft CHECK
Gaming CHECK
KARL!!!! :DDD - none :(
NOTHING KARL YOU SUCK -Karl CHECK
I will go on a date with u karl /p -Wilbur
Ghostbur will date you, Karl! -BBH
so yeah. that was the itinerary.
now let's go into detail on these dates...
tommy and beau:
we yelled. we swore. we ummed. we stopped. we okayed.
the kiss part?
let me tell you something. that was my first kiss.
and it was so wholesome and my heart was just like nifshpsiaucjw
ok so im not actually sure how we got to where we did, but we were in the kitchen and he ended up with his arms around my waist and my arms were around his neck. no i wasnt choking him.
he goes "i really want to kiss you-" and this is a normal thing. he says this. he's tommy. i love him. so i laugh and like start to walk away but like he doesnt move so we're still in this position.
so i joked and went "then do it-"
and he went "i- i mean can i?"
and then i was like omgomogmgmgomgmgmomomgomogshicnmwhc on the inside but i didn't show it. and i just nodded. and we kissed.
it was small but IHUSDOHWOIHDIO-
and then we went into separate rooms and panicked happily.
anyway
we i don't know that's it-ed. we played video games (minecraft). we (fake) argued.
i remember the snuggling really well because he was just on the floor and i kind of just layed next to him. i think i bit his arm at one point im not really sure.
we also snuggled while playing minecraft.
we also snuggled (and i cried but we don't need to talk about that) when i was looking over his shoulder while he went through pinterest.
simpa and wilburs date:
yes, this is still beau. i will be narrating the whole thing.
they mmm hi mmmmmm mmmmmm-ed. they tUH sMOOthiES-ed. i will explain that.
when they first met, simpa bought them smoothies and aparently it was like love at first sight or something because they were both like "oOOoOhH wHY dOEs My hEArt aND sTomAcH fEeL weIrd? oH IT MUST BE THE SMOOTHIES' KHIOFJPDM--
and we wont stop teasing them about it >:)
they what do people do on dates?-ed. they did not make out because this was their first date. they "went skiing" and that was hilarious to watch.
they knew we were going to be like "how tf did you go skiing its 12 AM and theres no snow anywhere nearby we live in the middle of nowhere" so they recorded a video of wilbur on the green screen pretending to ski and it was so fucking funny-
they did YLYL and simpa fell asleep on him and it was adorable. that counted for cuddle as well.
they also held hands at one point but i dont remember it-
george and dream:
this went so terribly i dont even want to talk about it.
...
yes i do.
EXPOSION TIME!
thats not a word is it?
oh well-
actually i dont feel like typing it.
dream and drista:
george switched out because he was upset. drista switched in.
dream complained to drista about how he fucked up and then drista layed on top of him. they fought a bit and then dream just gave up and drista just sat on him until he said "Sam's amazing" (Sam is Dristas real name -- not sure about irl drista, but our drista at least)
[Host] and Drista:
they (jokingly) fist fighted... and physically fought. dristas very playful and he was sleepy.
bro drista woke him up at like 6 in the morning with the pacer test-
they played minecraft.
they gaming-ed.
anyway
uh....
the end.
